Ex-Prefect

THERE’S A GUY SCALING THE TRUMP TOWER IN NYC WITH GIANT SUCTION CUPS LIKE A MISSION IMPOSSIBLE STUNT AND IM LAUGHING

UPDATE: OKAY SO police are all over and they sent a window washer platform down from the top of the building but it was too far above him so then sent it back up and police just shattered a window slightly above him to try to get him and now he’s moving away from the hole in the window and continuing up he’s been climbing for like an hour now and they cant figure out how to get him down this is so incredible

UPDATE: they just inflated a giant inflatable on 56th street a third of nyc is in gridlock bc of this guy climbing the trump tower i cannOT BELIEVE

UPDATE: he’s on the 18th floor this so surreal

UPDATE: we’re approaching hour 2 of the climb and since the last update he’s made it up at least another 3 floors

how the hell do people cheat i’m so shocked that people actually cheat on their significant others what’s wrong w you

how the hell do people judge i’m so shocked that people actually judge on their fellow humans what’s wrong w you

full offense but what the fuck is wrong with you

which thicc girl hurt you (and stole your grain)

smack her ass and call her babygirl.

me

This is the most intellectual drag I’ve ever read.

My fav thing is looking really hot in front of people who once made me feel like shit about my appearance

BE GENTLE TO HAMISH

im in position with a sniper rifle to take out anyone who grabbes hamish by the horns 

ppl take blocking so seriously. i block ppl every day. ppl ive never interacted with. they make a dumb comment on someone elses post and i block em. prevent any future encounters!