wheeee

I would be a really good absent father

sorry i can’t go out tonight i’m at home sitting down

cock rings? aren’t you gonna answer?

youve heard of 'california sober'.. get ready for 'portland monogamous'

#it’s NOT inexplicable#it’s bc someone based it on the unicode 6 yellow heart#which is colorless but shaded with halftone dots#and someone interpreted that like stubble#and drew this#which is SO FUCKING FUNNY via @animusbell

literally any upper middle class tiktok self-identified ‘that girl’ in a pastel workout set with a thirteen step skincare routine and a green juice is a million times closer to being patrick bateman irl than any self-identified sigma film bro

op managed to swing a bat at 2 hornets nests in one go

we are the daughters of parents who should not have had kids

in honor of dashcon's 10 year anniversary i need to remind everyone that the dashcon schedule with panel names and descriptions is still up

Fuck yea