ASK THE INDIGO CENTAUR

KNOCK KNOCK

Before you could captchalogue the murder weapon as your newly strife specibus or reflect upon the difficulties of inflicting pierce damage with a blunt weapon.

The fact that you somehow managed to stab someone with a bat is weirdly impressive???

But you have other pressing concerns that you need to focus on.

Someone's at the door.

What do you do?

(Comment suggestions/commands below!)

Back.

Commentary:

@badlydrawnrose

D -> Hrrgh. You associate with Vriska and that sanctimonious Kankri? I STRONGLY advise caution, Miss Lalonde. Their interpretations of our hierarchy are... compromised by personal indulgence and lack of restraint.

D -> The hemospectrum is not a matter for idle discourse. It is a system of ORDER and STRENGTH, not of petty grievances or self-aggrandizing rhetoric.

TT: Living one's life according to a hue beyond one's control is far from idyllic.

D -> Strength and station are not arbitrary inconveniences; they DEFINE responsibilities and capabilities.

D -> To disregard it is to invite CHAOS, which I STRONGLY oppose.

D -> Though I acknowledge your sentiment, I cannot condone the idea of living outside the parameters dictated by BLOOD and duty....

D -> Your hue is a GAUDY affront to the spectrum, your manner is an ABERRATION of etiquette-

D -> I STRONGLY advise you to cease this... delirious display before it contaminates my vision further-

D -> Your laughter is unrefined, your demeanor disgraceful, and yet-

D -> I am DISTURBINGLY aware that I cannot subdue you without risking catastrophic disarray.

D -> Compose yourself, for the sake of ORDER, or I will be forced to take corrective measures that neither of us will ENJOY.

(Hi! Hello! I hope you don't mind having another Equius around, consider this Equius from a different universe! Who is... WAY different and weird xD — Morning Glory)

OH HIHIHIHI EQUIUSSS! HOW YA DOING? C:B

OH AND, WHAT I'VE BECOME IS WHAT YOU CALL A TRICKSTER!

OH THE FEELING OF BECOMING A TRICKSTER IS ASTONISHING, AMAZING, AND GOOD!

YOU SHOULD BECOME ONE TOO C;B

D -> Your INSINUATIONS are unacceptable and beneath even your chaotic state.

D --> Stop now, or I will place you somewhere secure until you recover a MODICUM of PROPRIETY.

D -> Intervention will be physical restraint, not the wanton violence you propose.

D -> Your hue is a GAUDY affront to the spectrum, your manner is an ABERRATION of etiquette-

D -> I STRONGLY advise you to cease this... delirious display before it contaminates my vision further-

D -> Your laughter is unrefined, your demeanor disgraceful, and yet-

D -> I am DISTURBINGLY aware that I cannot subdue you without risking catastrophic disarray.

D -> Compose yourself, for the sake of ORDER, or I will be forced to take corrective measures that neither of us will ENJOY.

(Hi! Hello! I hope you don't mind having another Equius around, consider this Equius from a different universe! Who is... WAY different and weird xD — Morning Glory)

OH HIHIHIHI EQUIUSSS! HOW YA DOING? C:B

OH AND, WHAT I'VE BECOME IS WHAT YOU CALL A TRICKSTER!

OH THE FEELING OF BECOMING A TRICKSTER IS ASTONISHING, AMAZING, AND GOOD!

YOU SHOULD BECOME ONE TOO C;B

D -> Your tone and color are an UNHOLY affront to every tenet of propriety I STRONGLY uphold.

D -> This “TRICKSTER” condition has rendered you intolerably undignified, and your suggestion borders on heresy.

D -> I will not debase myself with garish euphoric nonsense simply because you find it “ASTONISHING.”

D -> You are exhibiting signs of DELIRIUM, perhaps even CORRUPTION of the humors.

D -> I shall observe from a SAFE distance until your senses return, though I STRONGLY doubt they ever will at this rate.

D -> Karkat, you are rapidly approaching conduct that I STRONGLY classify as IMPROPER.

D -> Whatever frivolity you intend, I advise you ABANDON it before it escalates into complete indecency.

D -> I will NOT indulge whatever “one thing” you have in mind while you persist in this absurdly chromatic state.

D -> You are radiating IMPROPRIETY at a level I STRONGLY find INTOLERABLE.

D -> I REFUSE to partake in this carnival of INDECENCY masquerading as “SPIRIT.”

D -> I trust your hunting exercises were completed without mishap. I have prepared my medical supplies, should you require my immediate assistance.

:33 < hi equius! im okay

“Your house smells like books and lavender- it’s so pretty! I'm here with Equius right now actually, he’s being really good at not squishing his candy bag. Thank you for having us!”

“Happy Halloween! \(^▽^)/” — Littlebell

D -> Miss Lalonde, I have come to observe your human ritual of confectionery solicitation. Though I STRONGLY question its propriety, I shall participate with dignity. Your domicile is tastefully macabre. I will accept one portion of candy only and offer this machined trinket in return to preserve balance. I STRONGLY suggest you refrain from mockery. Now I must rejoin my assistant before she indulges beyond decorum.

“Oh! He means- thank you for the candy, your decorations are super cool, and he made you a little gadget as a thank-you! He’s just being polite in his, um, Equius way. And to make sure I don’t eat too much sugar <;}” [Giggles] “He’s actually having fun, he just doesn’t know it yet ehehe” — Littlebell

TT: Here. *She hands him a chocolate bar*.

“And Equius is a- uh... really serious knight! He made all his armor himself. Isn’t it amazing?”

[leans closer and whispers with a grin] “He says it’s for honor, but I think he just likes polishing it x}” — Littlebell

D -> It is not vanity; the polishing of one’s armor is a matter of discipline and respect, not frivolous enjoyment.

D --> Thank you, Miss Lalonde. Your generosity is noted and will be reciprocated appropriately. As for attire, I am not costumed in the frivolous sense. This armor reflects my station and discipline. My assistant, however, insisted on embellishments to align with your ritual’s theme, and I STRONGLY indulged her creative impulse to preserve harmony. It is, I suppose, a symbolic gesture of cultural exchange, though one I approach with due restraint.

[giggling softly, rocking on her heels] “He means he’s not really dressed up, he’s just being his usual serious self- but he let me add some shiny bits so he’d match the holiday! I promised it wouldn’t mess with his ‘discipline.’”

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D -> Your hue is a GAUDY affront to the spectrum, your manner is an ABERRATION of etiquette-

D -> I STRONGLY advise you to cease this... delirious display before it contaminates my vision further-

D -> Your laughter is unrefined, your demeanor disgraceful, and yet-

D -> I am DISTURBINGLY aware that I cannot subdue you without risking catastrophic disarray.

D -> Compose yourself, for the sake of ORDER, or I will be forced to take corrective measures that neither of us will ENJOY.

(Hi! Hello! I hope you don't mind having another Equius around, consider this Equius from a different universe! Who is... WAY different and weird xD — Morning Glory)

OH HIHIHIHI EQUIUSSS! HOW YA DOING? C:B

OH AND, WHAT I'VE BECOME IS WHAT YOU CALL A TRICKSTER!

OH THE FEELING OF BECOMING A TRICKSTER IS ASTONISHING, AMAZING, AND GOOD!

YOU SHOULD BECOME ONE TOO C;B

D -> Your tone and color are an UNHOLY affront to every tenet of propriety I STRONGLY uphold.

D -> This “TRICKSTER” condition has rendered you intolerably undignified, and your suggestion borders on heresy.

D -> I will not debase myself with garish euphoric nonsense simply because you find it “ASTONISHING.”

D -> You are exhibiting signs of DELIRIUM, perhaps even CORRUPTION of the humors.

D -> I shall observe from a SAFE distance until your senses return, though I STRONGLY doubt they ever will at this rate.

D -> Karkat, you are rapidly approaching conduct that I STRONGLY classify as IMPROPER.

D -> Whatever frivolity you intend, I advise you ABANDON it before it escalates into complete indecency.

D -> I will NOT indulge whatever “one thing” you have in mind while you persist in this absurdly chromatic state.

@badlydrawnrose

D -> Hrrgh. You associate with Vriska and that sanctimonious Kankri? I STRONGLY advise caution, Miss Lalonde. Their interpretations of our hierarchy are... compromised by personal indulgence and lack of restraint.

D -> The hemospectrum is not a matter for idle discourse. It is a system of ORDER and STRENGTH, not of petty grievances or self-aggrandizing rhetoric.