Just a guy who likes to cook

Camera smash cuts to me running through a blizzard with a single spoonful of honey. Gregg’s pounding out a heroic power ballad as a score.

...That doesn’t answer my question.

I ended up sleeping for sixteen hours.

Buying in bulk isn’t really splurging, not really. Then again, coffee’s kind of a splurge.

I dunno.

Don’t hurt yourself though dude.

I’ve had so much coffee today to keep myself from falling asleep once it got to be too late for sleeping. If I didn’t have to go shopping today I’d just nap, but if I don’t go today I won’t be able to do my cleaning tomorrow. I always deep clean the apartment on Saturdays.

I’m going to spend it playing games and drinking hot chocolate.

Awww.

That means spending time with the bf while listening to it.

With hot chocolate and snuggles

Anyways unrelated but what’s his favorite flavor of ice cream.

Asking for Mae.

His favorite flavor of anything is chocolate.

…Baby steps.

Yeah that might help.

Alright I’m grabbing a case of duct tape. Distract him.

I had a typo when ordering duct tape so I have 20 cases instead of 2, I’ll never go through all of this so I can spare some.

but yeah I can come by with some if you can get him to like. Sit for a minute.

...You should do it.

oh my god.

Keep the lighters away from him. Do you need me to restrain him?

I wouldn’t stop you if you did.