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At first I toyed with the idea of a frat full of DSMP guys / the feral boys for ultimate drama then decided I didn't want to do that lol

So current Dransioners it is! Dream Team live in a frat house with Tony, Blake, and... Callahan? There's more people in the frat than that but they live in other houses in the student ghetto on the same road

I was really excited for the no homo possibilities between dnn (initially it started as a dnn idea in my mind but transitioned into primarily dnf) but equally if not MORE excited for the potential of going really hammy and writing it like a 90s/00s teen summer romcom

The fic would be called like "Help! I'm in love with... My frat bro?" And it would start like [record scratch] I bet you're wondering how I got into this situation... But it's Dream getting the heimlich maneuver done on him by Sapnap. Because he was trying to deepthroat a pickle (blowjob practice because he's pretty sure George's dick is tiny and also will probably be really salty because he doesn't shower) and he choked in surprise when Sapnap walked into the kitchen and saw him with a pickle deep in his mouth and a tent in his uni branded sweats

It would have to feature Dream's look from right when he cut his hair and he took that hilarious bathroom selfie with the baseball cap because it's So Frat Boy to me

Dream is exactly the man we know and love. As in he's a stupid little male manipulator with a heart of gold - simultaneously the kindest and most thoughtful in his frat and also the biggest slut and has run through most of the sorority sisters... He's a bit of a performative male but he definitely thinks it's not a performance and is just a bit clueless when it comes to anything beyond entry level feminism

The rest of my thoughts were around Callahan.... They know he's there because they've seen him briefly a few times, but he takes almost entirely online classes and hardly comes out of his room. He's always active in their group chats though

Calla installed cameras in their house (his "security system") and that was weird at first, but they soon realized that it meant he knew exactly who stole something at any of their frat parties. He also started using it for vigilante justice - organizing hazing for any frat member who was being an asshole or escalating it to cops / uni administration if they were harrassing girls or something

So Calla's pretty cool and the rest of them know it...

George is the closest to him by a long shot and Sapnap is jealous of it, and is convinced he and Calla have exchanged sexual favours (this is correct), so he and Blake try to stake out Calla's room to hang out with him but it backfires and he never leaves. They're convinced he's pissing in bottles in there, but in reality he's just crawling out his window onto the roof and walking over to George's window

George pays more to have the room with an ensuite now because of the disaster of sharing with first year Sapnap, but he lets Calla use it 🫶 the sexual favours actually started because the second time Callahan tried to use his ensuite, George was mid wank and so things escalated