horny teddy, very fluffy

Can confirm this works wonders. Australia is in a cost of living crisis rn and the two major supermarkets are a big part of it, as they pretty much have a duopoly on not just the grocery shopping market, but a bunch of others considered to be essential (things like fuel). They are trying to blame their price rises on inflation, but the media recently started reporting it as price gouging (which it is), and it got the average person pretty worked up, better than blaming inflation did.

:((((( my Switch won’t turn on.

have you tried foreplay

my girl’s into rope and petplay, call that a shibari inu

girl taking off her headphones all forlornly on her sunday night making peace with whats to come

they're called A Cups because i am going to take, A bite of them

they're called B cups cause uh. they should B in my mouth

They're called C cups cause you should C them

they’re called D cups because… because i’m uh… y-you should uhhhhh

Because you should put your D in between them

God it sucks how major media really does butcher whatever it thinks "progressive" and "modern" audiences want. Nobody asked for stiffly sanitized sexless entertainment with exclusively clean wholesome gay couples and soft gentle minority sidekicks. All they did was take the edge out of everything, congratulate themselves about it, and rake in money just as much from the hate-views of chuds who then ironically blame "the left" for making everything suddenly safe for Mormons to watch.

if only chasers threw money at me for being hot and awesome

injecting both to create a secret fucked up third thing where i ship a man and a woman together

Two man and two woman together!