Dirk Gently

I have a long-haired, black cat named Momo now. I think if I were to get another, it would have to be a short-haired, white cat named Omom.

// I saw a meme today. It had a picture of a bat and said, “Bat is short for Batthew” 🤣🤣

//You guys know the guy in that one movie? The one with the president of America’s son and the English Prince who fall in love? Why does the English guy look like a grown-up Kevin McAllister?

//my cat is terrified of a feral kitten that comes and visits the backyard at night. He sits inside, in a nice warm house, behind double plane windows, whimpering. Yet, this idiot tries to run away outside every chance he gets. Does he think his odds are better out there?

//took a 3 hour nap after work today and now I just exist in a liminal space.

//OK, hear me out, I know Brid.gerton has always been like a spring show, Netfli.x releases it around spring and summertime and it works for them. But it is such a good fall/ winter show! Like, I want to watch a sunny romance when it’s dark and gloomy outside, it sets the mood tbh.

//i matched with this dude on an app and he wanted me to give a SWOT analysis of myself and my personality. Had to google this, but he wants me to tell him my Strengths, Weaknesses, Opportunities and Threats. Is this like D&D character stats for business folks?

//im watching the gentlemen on Netflix (v. Entertaining), and I’ve realized that Edward is a classic people pleaser. His entire thing starts from trying to please his family, then please others, and next thing you know, he’s knees deep in an illicit trade of substances.