The Higharies

i’m high as balls and the only thing to eat in this house is ice cubes

just took a number 7

stop doing tricks on dicks and start doing splits on clits

my cousin is drunk right now and we’re questioning if he’s aware of the fact that he’s texting my mom for gambling advice right now or not

i’m so high i just grabbed a fork for my soup

who tryna talk about their feelings?

high and thinking about gypsy rose blanchard

sometimes when i’m high it takes me so long to do things and by the time im done my high has come down and i realize that im not even high anymore… like damn i rly just wasted my high on that

if cats could be tiktok influencers it would be like “hey guys welcome to my get ready with me” and then they just put their legs behind their neck and start licking they butthole

i recently watched sausage party for the first time and i have no idea why but i went into it thinking it was going to genuinely be a cinematic masterpiece like i fully expected to be one of the best movies i had ever seen. i have no clue why my expectations were so high for that movie.

ok well what if not?

i’m worried that i’m a psychopath

i’ll say it: i love breathing out my mouth

love is look back on memories with gratitude while your heart is warming

i’m having the chillest fucking high rn bro

i’m so glad i’m not ugly