hello darkness, mild friend

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Christine Teigen is a gift to this world

blink 182 // even if she falls

I’ve never related to a bird this much

but the fact of the matter is, you have six (6) surfing pikachus, and all opposing pokemon must swim in the death current of the pool with 6 sparkplug motherfuckers hangin ten on custom made miniature surfboards. surprise, fuckers

Hi my name is Lime Green Jared Leto Joker Banksy and I have short green hair (that’s how I got my name) and icy blue eyes that are like limpid tears and a lot of people tell me I look like marilyn manson (AN: if you don’t know who he is get da hell out of here!). I have pale white skin. I’m also a criminal and go to an asylum called Arkum in GOTHam. I’m a goth (in case you couldn’t tell) and I love hot topic and buy all my clothes from there. Today I was wearing a purple leather jacket and black combat boots. I was wearing black lipstick, white foundation, and black eyeliner. I even hav black teeth. I have lots of goffick tattoos with skullz and other goffick symbols.I was walking outside arkum. It was snowing and raining, so there was no sun, which I was very happy about. Batman stared at me. I put up my middle finger at him.

Please god