21/UK/F

dog in a bog

I CANNOT GET OVER THIS DOG

please watch with sound on

That’s Cumlord! You can find his page on Facebook!!

that’s what

Shes probably committing crimes right now

Who is?

What are you, a cop? piss off

Sometimes I feel like I should apologize for my sense of humor,,,I’m not sure if this is one of those times or not 😂😂

*waits for 911 to call me first so i don’t sound thirsty*

Slutty in theory but not in practice

me: *stubs my toe* wow….i hate men

“you think youre pretty hot stuff dont you?” i sneer at the forest fire. it gets self conscious and starts crying and its own tears put it out. one more forest saved

mankind? No. man mean

Okay maybe mama did raise a fool

no offense but…..i’m tired of like……………not being stunningly beautiful

you don’t hate winter, you hate living an atomized existence where you get up and go to your shitty job rather than sit inside under a fire with your kin telling stories, eating, and playing

Capitalism: go to work 10000 years of evolution: stay home and spin wool and yarns