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Such a good weekend!!!!!! Ended up having a girl over the all the way from Friday until now! Well she's still around for a lil longer but I think has hit the showers to head out soon(TM)

We made fancy sandwiches, cuddled, watched runescape YouTube videos, she showed me glorymetal (I think that was the music genre), we went on a walk and got treats, went to a park and got drunk, kissed various of her friends, and then got home at a reasonable time to get street hotdogs at 1am. Currently making a nice lunch :)

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cappyclementine

Heard the quaker oats guy is running a fuck a fan contest!

whoever's idea it was to have womens t-shirts have those tiny sleeves that go way up into the armpits must have done that maliciously

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lonestatus

can we pretend that airships in the smoggy sky are like shooting stars? i could really use a fantastical contraption right now, fantastical contraption right now...

recordstore

come back to my place I’ve got relics bro

psychotic-gerard

give it up for girls with vaginas and boys with penises

psychotic-gerard

pause i forgot cis people exist this was intended as a celebration of bottom surgery

cali

name your baby boy gargoyle. do it for me. and if its a girl... hmmm... name her gargoyle

He who heads, chogs

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bunchashapes

exploring new frontiers of twitch integration

firewalkwithmedvd

Was trying to make a joke about TV writing to my friend the other day and had to pause and go "...does the phrase 'surf dracula' mean anything to you?"

firewalkwithmedvd

One of the most important critical texts of this century imo

hypokeimena

image description: tweet by @/topherflorence, reading: back in the day if u did a tv show called surf dracula you'd see that fool surfing every week in new adventures but in the streaming era the entire 1st season gotta be a long ass flashback to how he got the surfboard until you finally get to see him surf for 5 min in the finale /end description

energyprison

americans after eating 2 pounds of pasta and getting sick: uh oh im about to enter a serious food coma lol

americans after eating 2 pounds of ginger beef and fried rice and getting sick: the devious CCP has agents everywhere

onlyhams

I wish I had a hairy chest like yours😞😔

don’t worry smooth king, you are hydrodynamic and can easily outmaneuver maritime predators

It's so cool that women like me..............

#got an impromptu invite to an event by a girl I have now seen three times #which has already led to us potentially seeing each other Saturday?#I really hope that pans out she's so fun to spend time with #showed up tonight ans she was like oh I have an idea and pulls out some leather to put around my wrist #notably this was a group function to see a movie but also it seemed the people there already bad #had* many details about our past run ins so #but we did a very normal hold hands and see end of Evangelion #and then I walked her back to her train because I am a sucker for a lil more time when I can get it #we also made at least 2 other soft plans so I'm feeling confident we'll keep seeing each other #for the time being anywho #anywho this is good since gf is gone all weekend so I don't have many other plans #but she is back Monday and we're gonna go see PHM in 70mm :))))#living the good life!!!!!!#I kept saying that like idgaf it's late and I have work #I've had enough of my work being the main thing about me in my life #I still want to do it as well as I ever have!!#but I'm NOT going to hold back on enjoying the rest of my life when it's so clearly knocking #by like. going to bed early

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spin-the-wheel-polls

you are now a cat in the warrior cats universe! Spin these wheels for your name!

Do you like it?

YES!!!

yes

eh it's okay

no.

IM MOON MOON

results/other

Remaining time: 3 days 13 hours

note: I (the owner of this blog and maker of wheels) am not into warrior cats! I just thought this would be fun to make

(prefixes and suffixes from @yarrowleef)

angrychicagoan24

NO. THIS CANT HAVE FUCKING HAPPENED TO ME NO

#running beam honestly kicks ass #except i dont know what any of the things connote since i have never read

cooked chicken the worst ive ever done in my life & then when drinking a ginger ale to salve my soul, i got half of down the fresh shirt i just put on

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