The morning murps

Someone has waited HOURS to tell you all the gossip.

this is like the cat version of the professor clip of him going “hello!” every morning the same way

Omg hello I usually don’t do non-D&D related reblogs but I love Bishop

do u guys find this video creepy or cute bc i think thats a big personality indicator

this is literally the worst thing i’ve seen all day

All of you people hating on vib ribbon make me sick!

If you bully Vibri I will actually kill you with my fists.

Just because I needed a good laugh today. I thought maybe you’d like one too! 😹❤️

So… Instead of informing said FB moms of what they’re actually posting, you just bitch to Tumblr because they don’t know everything you do? That’s super mature of you!

yeah lemme just go tell this woman I talked to twice when we were 17 that I recognized her harmless repost as my little pony porn that’ll brighten her day

I would love to have both this level of core muscle strength and this level of cats.

What the fuuuuuck this is a fallout shelter video

Bitch cold cocked a SEAL…

Goals

My kink is liking people who don’t remember i exist