Just Some Stuff

if i was in an alien movie i'd be luring the xenomorph into a hot wok and adding chili, garlic, ginger, shaoxin wine, scallions, white pepper and sesame oil

I suggest getting angrier about misogyny.

"at least be nice about-" no. Girl. Kill him over it. We're done. It's been centuries of this bullshit since time immemorial and he hasn't learned. Obliterate him.

Let’s all actually do this

posted in 2015 and then every single world event for the next 11 years has just felt like this exactly

“Everyone has the same 24h” yeah right buddy say that to cavefish

almost all animals have set activity and rest patterns and this guy does whatever whenever

Little freaks

if Humpty Dumpty ever stopped being in danger then he would lose his identity & go insane