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Birch harpy describes me when I see my tits

Stop trying to teleport into the council building, it has anti-teleportation spells. Just use the door.

But teleporting is fun!

Teleport somewhere else then.

Teleport near the building and then walk the rest of the way.

No, no let them teleport. Granted, I did just put a ward on the building so that everyone who tries to teleport to anywhere inside the building will be teleportet straight into the Pit, but, you know. That's still in the building.

Oh that's not a good idea. Wizards keep trying to fuck the minotaur.

The labyrinth has a minotaur?

You weren't the one to put it there? I didn't put it there either.

I was not. How odd.

Okay. Who the fuck put a minotaur in the labyrinth.

I think one of the people my fellow goddess met could tell you, a "Peter Johnson" I think

Ra gave me all this delicious blood, can't wait to drink

Hmm, it tastes iron deficent, I suppose he was doing them a favor

So... Sleepy... Mooooo

Ra gave me all this delicious blood, can't wait to drink

Hmm, it tastes iron deficent, I suppose he was doing them a favor

Thanks, I just wanted to know if I was a good vibe trans gal or bad vibe, ya know

If you're trans you're trans

I am both of these

Fell that, god dang I feel that

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Stop trying to teleport into the council building, it has anti-teleportation spells. Just use the door.

But teleporting is fun!

Teleport somewhere else then.

Teleport near the building and then walk the rest of the way.

Why don't you want people teleporting in? Seems like a good way to get customers

The spells aren’t there to stop people from teleporting themselves into the building, they’re there to stop people from teleporting other things into the building.

Other things? Like bears?

what about things that are not technically teleportation

Depends. What did you have in mind?

messing with space

Please do not.

why not? If anyones going to do it it should be me.

I do not want anyone to do it.

why not?

It could cause a complete rift in the fabric of space time (damn wizards making me apply science to their inexplicable magic)

bitch I am the fabric of spacetime

It would completely collapse in on itself, nothing and everything will converge till everything is simultaneously not and is

…you don’t seem to understand the way portals work

Well it's hard to science portals when you don't specify as if you go spontaneously from 1 place to another without consequence, you're manipulating space and time

I’m not sciencing them, I’m magicing them!

Yes sir (Why do you wizards even hire scientists like me)