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Misheard lyrics better than the actual song, three dead two injured

I’m going to push you into the mud.

Just like old times.

You mean when I kicked your ass on the regular?

… You only won because I was tired.

I’m going to push you into the mud.

Just like old times.

You mean when I kicked your ass on the regular?

I’m going to push you into the mud.

Y’all havin’ it at someone else’s house this time.

I’m problematic? I don’t think I’m that bad.

Oh my sweet darling.

I can be your sweet darlin’ or yuor devil.

You shut the hell your mouth.

Wow, babe. That’s some of your laziest flirting yet.

I’m problematic? I don’t think I’m that bad.

Oh my sweet darling.

I can be your sweet darlin’ or yuor devil.

You shut the hell your mouth.

I’m problematic? I don’t think I’m that bad.

Oh my sweet darling.

Actually Velocipastor is a literal cinematic masterpiece—he stars in his own spinoff movie, you know how it is—and if you’re telling me you haven’t seen it I might have to get in my car this actual second to rectify that.

Actually Velocipastor is a literal cinematic masterpiece—he stars in his own spinoff movie, you know how it is—and if you’re telling me you haven’t seen it I might have to get in my car this actual second to rectify that.

Oh, definitely, lazy writing since the middle of season two for sure. But you gotta admit the fight scene between Philosoraptor and Velocipastor in season five was pretty sick.

A man nearly died from alcohol poisoning, there was a stabbing, a kidnapping, a hostage situation, SEVERAL of my windows were broken, there were multiple instances of evil alternate selves, various heartbreaks, and I’m pretty sure there was at least one fire. I may not have been to a lot of parties in my lifetime, but I’m HIGHLY CERTAIN that those things do not usually happen.