words were never so useful

If you’re anxious, don’t worry.

if you're having an asthma attack, just breathe.

Exactly queen #I-am-a-normal-person-with-no-problems

Stop calling me taylor swift

I've never met anyone who's issues with transgender people couldn't be solved by minding their own business.

body positivity has largely failed because people started arguing for attractiveness and romantic prospects instead of respect and dignity

after you read the poem “the woman dies” a lot of media makes you mad

If I wasn’t so sleepy you’d all be soo fucked

Just sleep

There’s no fucking way that works

does anyone know what the first step of unlearning shame is. please say it’s substance abuse

It’s substance abuse

Sometimes your bad coworker will be like "I can't do anything right & I ruin everything I touch :(" and you can't even comfort them because like damn. Yeah. You really can't do anything right and you do ruin everything you touch☝️

remember to be scared all day so youre not caught off guard when it happens

golf should be banned for the colossal waste of space and resources. minigolf should be banned for not being fun. my political manifesto

Sorry for the death curse. Friends? 🫱