Electric Algae

Wendy’s: hello can I take your order? Me: Maybe

the wrong amazon is burning and the wrong ice is melting

Idk this sign is pretty big...

okay i’ll bite. crunch

what do people in their twentys do except go to the grocery store……….

sometimes we lie in bed paralyzed by the knowledge that life is neither meaningful nor enjoyable

and then we go get snacks

we all know 2018 aziraphale uses a flip phone from 2003 right. we’re all clear on this

are you sure? cuz i kind of envision him being addicted to candy crush

god I strive for the confidence of asking the man who both wrote the book and ran the show if he’s sure 

This is Tumblr. No one checks usernames.

death of the author

Girls will say they busy and be in their bed relaxin or sleep

Sounds busy to me

Reblog if you are busy 

Legends only

Reblog for wholesome good luck

Ok, i dont usually reblog. But I fuckin lost it at 3d4 small alligators

im gonna watch dr. who in chronological order by the time period they travel to

The worst idea I’ve ever heard, I love it.