A Lord Of The Flies Shitpost

jalph and rogermon are basically ships made of the same material (good guy / bad guy;  gentle, calm guy/sadistic, savage guy, etc.) but the difference is that roger and simon would get along perfectly, while jack and ralph would be all volcanoes and tornadoes

Jack Merridew doesn’t like girls. He likes twelve year old blondes with blue eyes named Ralph

William Golding writing: “alright, time to torment the little blonde kid”

i pay more attention to deciding which character is top or bottom than to my actual classes

yeah sex is cool but have you ever killed the beast, cut its throat and spilled its blood??

Just watching my life fall apart while I obsess over a 65 year old book about a bunch of adolescent boys murdering each other