books ‘n stuff

james: wait- do dolphins have tits?

lily: *abruptly leaves the house with harry and takes the car*

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remus: hey i got this new book-

*random people walk past having a conversation to themselves*

remus [very quietly to himself]: hey can you shut the hell up i’m trying to talk about a really neat-o book. anyway-

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Peter: oh okay. Well, i’m gonna go touch that moth now. bye.

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marlene: why do you have a tiny dinosaur toy in your backpack?

sirius: his name is stigman and he’s my emotional support squeaky toy. *gently squeaks him*

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sirius: ya know. no one could stop me from having pet worms.

remus: *visibly concerned*

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peter: i swear to god if you look at my toes one more time, i’m gonna physically turn you into a jigsaw puzzle.

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it’s been SO long since i posted on here- i literally forgot about this app because ya know

✨existence is hard✨

but i’m probably definitely gonna post all sorts of bs about any book i’ve ever liked ever.

Old woman in my neighborhood talking to her grandkid after seeing me: promise me you’ll never date someone like that.

Gregor:

Ralph: Focuses in schoolwork as hard as possible, stays inside, sits on Instagram and TikTok for 11 hours a day

Piggy: educates himself on every aspect of the virus, diligently does schoolwork, texts Ralph rants about his neighbors breaking quarantine

Jack: doesn’t stay inside, meets up with friends, doesn’t wear a mask and makes fun of everyone who does

Simon: avoids the news because it makes him sad, plays Animal Crossing 24/7, goes for walks at night

Samneric: fight over the TV remote, frequently interrupts their Moms Zoom work meetings, settle on a puzzle and then never finish it

Piggy: quick! Elevate it and apply pressure!

Would you look what you did

It was your ignorance

That formed a beast with your wit.

Horrible kids, horrible kids, horrible kids

Look what you did!”

Piggy: Just put pressure on it..