Declaring the money long overdue compensation for some of the nationβs most persecuted individuals, President Donald Trump announced an $88 billion fund Tuesday specifically appropriated to any man ever rejected by a woman. βAt long last, there will be justice for every man in America who was very unfairly told no,β said the president, noting that all heterosexual males could claim up to $5 million each by documenting abuses such as being denied a second date, not receiving photos upon texting βsend nudes,β or being given false contact information to thwart any possibility of future interaction.
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