My Future Boyfriend

will not judge how much I love to eat..

will not take going to the gym too seriously

will not be subjected to cheesy couple Halloween costumes...

will know that I am not a fan of PDA

but will understand that when I'm drunk it's another story...

My Future Boyfriend.. 

will dance a little less like this

and more like this...

will be ok when I want to go out with my girlfriends and just dance

will know when it's time to stop cuddling and go to sleep

will try and use words instead of emoticons

will initiate text messages/plans before midnight. 

the heyy 

you out?

you up?

My Future Boyfriend...

will NOT keep up with Kardashians

will NOT be a bandwagon fan

Be loyal to your teams*

can prepare meals without using a microwave

Will have SOME musical talent

because who doesn't love a good teen movie serenade?