The Friendly Web

How do you entice the web veteran who's seen it all? A big yellow button with a curious name, of course! Mlkshk's little army buddy is even there to guide you through. Sorry, did I say guide you through? I meant just warn you loudly and adorably. 

Mozilla's Creative Collective satisfies every 5-year-old's dream, to be greeted by a dinosaur. That this dino is a classy gent is just icing on the cake.

The adorable primate on Tinkering Monkey's FAQ page has such charm and dismay, that you just want to read through the questions in hopes of easing his worries.

Solid Giant has an adorable, potentially confused monster for a logo that I want to grab by its horns, and also rub its nose. Perhaps this will keep me safe, as I'm unsure of this creature's intentions, but am enticed to stick around and find out.

Carbonmade is perhaps the epitome of cute, where your portfolio will be looked after by unicorns and flying octopi.

Tutorial squitten has arrived to answer all of your Github questions! Just make sure when you fork a repo, to keep some other squitten friends around. They are social creatures, and when left alone for too long, they start eating all of your shell scripts in despair.

Sad google robot is sad that your search didn't work. Mostly he is sad that he has been disassembled.

Not to worry, the raging unicorn is here to scare away slow pages on Github. 

This tour leads me to believe that flickr is made of happy clouds and large-mouthed, joyously-crazed monsters. I see no pressing need to dispel this idea.

Why yes, I do want to use Grooveshark more when I'm greeted by these awkward, yet endearing fishies!

A merry band of monster pirates encourages you to download Firefox 5, at least until they eat it all up.

Github's 404 error. "This is not the webpage you are looking for", but there is a squitten in parallax.