Oh, hey.

a sensitive boy has gotten lost in the 7-11 beer walk in freezer

give him turkish delight and kill his shit head siblings

@fullertj this looks like it’s up your alley 

there is no difference between coke, pepsi, doctored pepper, sprites, ginger’s ale, root’s beered, mountain do, all of them. theyre all exactly the same.

hohoho! comparing these other drinks to ginger ale is like sticking you hand in a blender! because in both situations… heh you’ll know soon enough

I got rid of my heart twenty five years ago to make room! (for ginger ale) do not fear though friend! Your reckoning will soon be upon you!

I am witnessing a conversation between two gods.

my favorite special edition console in existence is the target gameboy advance 

they molded this in cast iron with cherry jollyranchers

It looks like shit

bye grandpa