Area Dog Due in Court Over Illegal River Dam
A court date has been set for local pup named Snickers accused of illegally damming a river at Baxter State Park. Read the full story >>
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Area Dog Due in Court Over Illegal River Dam
A court date has been set for local pup named Snickers accused of illegally damming a river at Baxter State Park. Read the full story >>
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Cat Reconsidering New Year's Resolution to "Do One Pull Up"
Though we are less than two weeks into 2023, an area cat named Artemis is already considering abandoning her New Year's resolution to complete a single pull up. Read the full story >>
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Area Dog Consistently Chooses the Wrong Lane at the Supermarket
âItâs incredible, really, how often he picks the wrong lane,â says coworker Stephanie Sabatini. Read the full story >>
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Physicists Perplexed by Catâs Mysterious Phase Change
A new paper published in The European Journal of Feline Science puts forth something new and interesting about the nature of cats. Under certain conditions, cats undergo a curious phase change and become liquid. Read the full story >>
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Kitten Concerned Heâs Not Taken Seriously When Plotting Evil
Crowley, a kitten from Burlington, VT, is constantly coming up with nefarious plans, sources tell The Fluffington Post. But recently heâs become convinced that no one takes his scheming seriously. Read full story >>
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Local Dog Beginning to Suspect She Was Adopted
A dog in Cedar Falls, IA has doubts that her brothers and sisters are biological, reports local news station KQVN. Read the full post >>
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Business Booming for Catâs Socially Distanced Walking Tours
The pandemic has been a boon for Bruce, a cat from Bryn Mawr, PA whose socially distanced walking tour company has taken off. Read the full story >>
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Beach Resident Refuses to Give Up on Summer
The wind blows a little cooler and the smell of pumpkin spice is in the air, but that wonât deter one little pig from catching a few more rays. Read the full story >>
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Late-Night Polka Parties Lure Cats, Anger Neighbors
âIt sounds like Weird Al is being mauled by cougars!!â wrote one concerned citizen on NextDoor. Read the full story here >>
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Area Catâs New Yearâs Resolution of 2560Ă1440 Holding Steady
Psychologists will tell you, most New Yearâs resolutions start to fade around February or March. But not for one steadfast feline. Read the full article. >>>
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Leaf Hat Blocks CIA Mind Control, Says Squirrel
The CIA has a mind control program that uses high powered microwaves to peer into your brain and steal your thoughts. At least, thatâs what one local squirrel believes.
According to a series of posts the squirrel made on Reddit, the CIA has been running this program since the mid-seventies, and in addition to mind reading, the government is also using it to control peopleâs thoughts. The squirrel claims that the CIAâs microwave antennas can be used to inject ideas directly into anyoneâs head, causing them to believe things they wouldnât normally believe.
But he has an ingenious and low-cost solution: microwave-blocking leaf hats.Â
When asked to comment on the squirrelâs theory, area park ranger Gerry Collins said, âYeah, thatâs just a leaf. It doesnât do anything. That squirrel is crazy, man.â
The Fluffington Post has reached out to the squirrel for more details about the CIA program, as well as the source of his information. Weâll update this post if and when we hear back.
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Dog Remains Unconvinced Mystery Noise Is "House Settling"
It happened late on Friday evening. Ned the dog was minding his own business, chewing on some Dentastix, when he heard a sudden, loud creaking noise coming from upstairs.
Sources close to the situation tell The Fluffington Post that Ned immediately jumped up and began barking hysterically.Â
âHe was going for near on 30 minutes,â said neighbor Connor Pilcher. âI didnât hear what set him off, on account of I live next door, but boy did I hear him bark. Just barked bloody murder for a good long time. 30 minutes at least, like I said.â
Family members were eventually able to quiet Ned, and a subsequent investigation found that the noise he heard was just the house settling. Ned isnât convinced of that assessment.
âHeâs not buying that for one minute,â said Sarah Fleuger, a lawyer speaking on behalf of the dog. âHouses donât just âsettleâ ... this was clearly a provocation and weâre looking into our legal options. Ned suffered a significant trauma and he hasnât be able to get comfortable on his doggie bed since.â
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Area Cat Has Serious Case of the Mondays
Thereâs only one thing Millie the cat hates more than the vacuum, and thatâs Monday morning.Â
After a long weekend spent sleeping, napping, grooming, preening, sleeping, and napping, the last thing Millie wants to do is drag herself out of bed.
âI mean, I get it, none of us like getting out of a warm bed and trudging off to work,â said roommate Carly Hutchison. âBut thatâs the thing: Mille is a cat. She doesnât go to work.â
Hutchison said an average Monday for the kitty is a lot like any other day: lots of sleeping and napping packed around eating and stretching.
Still... this cat is clearly ready to go back to bed.
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Guillermo del Toroâs Next Movie, âThe Shape of Cats,â Is a Go
Fresh off his Oscar win for âThe Shape of Water,â writer/director Guillermo del Toro has reportedly secured funding for a sequel called, âThe Shape of Cats.â
According to Deadline.com, del Toro has began writing the movie while making âPacific Rim,â but decided to hold off until he felt special effects technology was up to the task of matching his vision. âThe Shape of Catsâ will begin shooting this summer in Georgia and distributors are already lining up to bid for it.
âOnce you have an Academy Award you can pretty much do what you want,â said film critic Layla Vega. âDel Toro is hot right now, and when you marry his name to a subject as timeless as cats... lookout. This could be the biggest film of 2019.â
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Cat is Fourth Pet to Resign from White House in a Year
Waffles the cat, who joined the White House as senior national security kitten in October, has resigned. Maggie Haberman of the New York Times broke the story overnight. This is the fourth major pet departure from the White House in just over a year. A few months ago, Waffles replaced Whiskers, who left abruptly after reports surfaced that she had spent $24,000 on a new litter box for her office.
âWaffles was supposed to be a steadying force in the White House,â said Alan Cockrell, a senior policy fellow at the Council on Foreign Relations. âWhere Whiskers had a reputation as a no-holds-barred, chase-every-laser-pointer-she-sees kind of kitty, Waffles was known to have a more of a âfind a good sun spot an take a napâ kind of disposition.â
His departure from the administration is unexpected, but not totally surprising.Â
âPets just havenât lasted long in this administration,â said Cockrell. âItâs a fairly chaotic place and these cats can find better opportunities in the private sector.â
Simon & Schuster has reportedly offered Waffles a seven-figure book deal.
Via danrah.

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Area Cat Saddened by Lack of New Fluffington Post Articles
A local cat is reportedly experiencing a sense of deep ennui over the lack of new articles in The Fluffington Post. Friends say the cat, Honey, has been moping around the house, mewling plaintively since the website stopped putting up regular updates.
âIt was her favorite website,â said the catâs friend and confidant Millicent Darby. âShe subscribed to their Facebook, their Twitter, she had the t-shirt, and her litter box was decorated with printouts of her favorite stories. But a few months ago they seemed to just stop publishing abruptly.â
Industry insiders said the abrupt end to new The Fluffington Post content was a mystery.Â
âNo oneâs really sure whatâs going on,â said Poynter news analyst Walter Thibodeau. âThey appeared to be well capitalized and they pretty much owned the pet satire beat, but then they disappeared.â
Editors at The Fluffington Post could not be reached for comment.
Via This_Is_Not_Butter.
Puppy Seeks Zoning Variance for Oddly Sited Box Fort
Caroline the dog finds herself in the midst of a heated zoning dispute with roommates who argue the pupâs new box fort violates several city ordinances.
According to representatives for the dog, Caroline will seek a variance from schedule of intensity requirements that mandate a two foot buffer for all units built near a stove. Roommates argue thatâs not the only issue facing the dogâs oddly sited construction.
âI mean, leaving aside the fact that she doesnât actually own the property in the kitchen that she built on -- sheâs a renter,â said Stella Feingold, lawyer for the roommates, âand that she didnât pull any of the required building permits, sheâs also in violation of accessory dwelling unit codes.â
According to the cityâs zoning ordinance, accessory dwelling units must include a stove and bathroom inside the unit, not adjacent.Â
âAlso,â continued Feingold, âitâs a cardboard box. Thatâs not a proper building material for this sort of structure. The whole thing is a safety hazard.â
The cityâs zoning board meets on Tuesday and Carolineâs case is a docketed item.
Via objectiveankles.