It's a Katastrophe

It’s human nature to desire unrestricted access to mozzarella sticks

“struggle with depression” would almost seem to imply that i am bad at depression when i am, in fact, very proficient at being depressed 

swear words are illegal now. if you say one you’ll be fined.

heck

you’re on thin fucking ice

oh no

“Barack. Barack LOOK. TWO QUARTERS I’LL BE HECKEN DARNED IF IVE EVER FOUND TWO QUARTERS AT ONCE IN MY LIFE Barack. Barack. Are you looking. Do you see them. Barack LOOK. look. I found them I did it it was me. All by myself. TWO quarters. TWO. I’ll give you one if you look.”

NOBODY THROWS SHADE LIKE LAWYERS

yes bitch

Inspirational post of the day.

HANDS DOWN THE BEST SCENE OF ANY TV SHOW EVER

YES

LOVE