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* [Doggo just sorta shrugs.]
* Like I said, least you know where they are. And whether or not they hated you.
* [Whatever effect Chara was hoping to get just doesn’t seem to be happening. He just turns his attention back to the TV. Oh good, an action scene.]
* .... you’re really something, aren’t you doggo? i wonder if i could find a timeline where they’re alive and ask them...
[* Chara shrugs and turns their attention back to the TV.]
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* [Doggo is decidedly not jealous.]
* Nice try, kid, but I heard that one back when I was a pup enough times already.
* So yeah, you’re right, at least you had a mom. You know where she is and who she is. You’re doing better than me.
* yeah. one’s in the ruins like a horrible recluse...
* and the other is dead in the ground where she belongs!
* …
* [Doggo really felt for this kid, ghostly jerk or not. A mother shouldn’t do things like that. Honestly, he wanted to give the kid a hug. But, considering the whole intangibility thing, he settles for pretending to pat Chara on the back. He hopes that gets the message across.]
[ * Chara continued to be downcast for a few moments before they realized that they were opening up a little too much to the guard dog.]
* not that I care!!! what a waste of time!
* You can’t help but be jealous of the fact that they at least HAD A MOM. HA HA.
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* T-THEY WOULDN’T DO THAT!!
* …
* Would they?
* you can think whatever you want.. but my experience with moms has had them either trying to kill me or replacing me seven times over.
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* [As soon as the word “mother” was said, Doggo gripped the treat in his handpaw and squeezed. Hard. He crushes the treat into pieces. He sits there in silence for a few moments before responding.]
* …
* I didn’t have a mother, kid.
* .. oh.
* well, you’re probably better-off. they just forget about you and replace you anyway.
* I didn’t take you for a kid to watch anime!
* But, well, I do too. Not as much as the Royal Doc but still.
* [Doggo takes out a treat and, instead of smoking or eating it, just starts fumbling around idly with it in his fingers. He begins to wonder if this show would hit an action scene or something.]
* dude. there’s NOTHING cooler than anime. it wasn’t even a thing when i was alive, but i saw the lizard doctor watching it one time and i’m HOOKED.
* wow, i guess you aren’t as lame as i thought you were. congrats.
[* Chara pat their hands on their knees, watching the TV intently until they saw movement out of the corner of their eye. Brow twitching, they glanced over at the dog treat.]
* Didn’t your mother ever teach you not to play with your food?
yeah you tell em, mom!
* … ~
[✱ Toriel carefully adjusts a flyswatter with “Number 1 Mom” written on it in sharpie. The perfect weapon against Rude and Invasive greyfaces. She feels oddly proud.]
* I can see the screen because apparently how the lights work when its on counts as moving or something. I dunno, someone else can explain it better than I can…But yeah, it looks like a floating image to me.
* [At the “flavor text’s” behest, Doggo flips back to the channel showing anime. It would be unreasonable to assume that Mettaton had the only channel in the entire Underground, there were others showing various other shows, mostly just playbacks of human videos washed down from the surface. But there was the occasional original monster show, usually cooking or educational shows that didn’t need much production value to make.]
* [This anime channel specifically seemed to have subbed anime, decent quality with only the occasional video glitch. The anime itself looked like an older one, definitely one Doggo hadn’t seen before.]
* your sight’s so weird.
* ooh, i haven’t seen this one before.. but it looks good! i haven’t watched anime in.... a long time. or have i? stuff starts to blur together when you’ve seen a bunch of timelines, you know?
[* Chara turned their attention to the anime, apparently content enough now to not cause a fuss. TV, apparently, was always a guaranteed thing to get fussy children to quiet down.]
* Hmm…It would be moving if it w- Wait!
* Dangit! You’re not helping!
* [The hot-cold game did help find the remote however, Doggo manages to pick it up and, after figuring out he was holding it the wrong way, turns on the TV and starts flipping through channels. Cartoons, wrestling, anime, music videos, Mettaton…So many choices.]
* hehehe.
* wow, so many choices, how will you decide? wait, how can you even SEE a TV? isn’t it stationary? do you just see a hovering flickering screen?
* Your head hurts as you are pelted with mundane questions. Wait. Was that anime? GO BACK.
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* Oh yeah, that makes things way better!
* Well, too bad for you, i’m off hours. So i’m just gonna laze about my house all day.
* [Doggo starts reaching about for the remote so he can turn on the TV. Now where was it?]
* doesn’t it??? i’m such a nice person!
* sounds good to me! i haven’t sat around and watched tv in YEARS.
[* Without further ado, Chara plopped on the couch. Watching Doggo fish around for the remote, they smirked, contrubiting in their own little way.]
* Hotter. Colder. No, no, way colder. Maybe if someone threw the remote at your face you could see it better?
Undertale Starter Meme
“After a great meal, I like to lie on the ground and feel like garbage.”
“Anything can make a good story with enough spin!”
“Aren’t you excited? Aren’t you happy?”
“Beautiful. Why don’t you write a book?”
“Be good, alright?”
“Didn’t you read the sign?”
“Did you hear what they just said?”
“Did you know I love to ‘get owned?’”
“Disgusting. I’d love to try it sometime.”
“Don’t you have anything better to do?”
“Don’t you know how to greet a new pal?”
“Excuse me, do you want to know how to beat me?”
“Finally, someone gets it.”
“Forgive me for this.”
“Golly, you must be so confused.”
“Goodbyes aren’t allowed in my town.”
“Haven’t I done a great job protecting you?”
“Haven’t you ever seen a cooking show before?”
“He flexed himself out of the room!”
“Heheh… The old whoopee cushion in the hand trick. It’s ALWAYS funny.”
“Hey, lighten up, bucko! I’m just joking with you.”
“Hey, that’s my emptiness, not yours.”
“I am just a silly little lady who worries too much!”
“I am only protecting you, do you understand?”
“I can’t afford not to care anymore.”
“I can’t go to hell. I’m all out of vacation days.”
“I could make friends with a wimpy loser like you any day!”
“I don’t like you the way you like me.”
“I don’t need friends! I’ve got KNIVES!”
“If I were you, I would’ve thrown in the towel by now.”
“I found a gun in a dumpster!”
“If you weren’t my houseguest, I’d beat you up right now!”
“I just want to have handsome, bishonen eyes.”
“I knew you had it in you!”
“I’m gonna need some dog treats for this!!!”
“I’m just a dozen away from a double digit follower count!”
“I’m nineteen years old and I’ve already wasted my entire life.”
“I’m not ready for this to end.”
“In this world, it’s kill or be killed.”
“I really should have killed you when I had the chance.”
“Is (the sound a baby makes) an emotion?”
“It’s not wrong. It’s just my headcanon.”
“It’s rude to talk about someone who’s listening.”
“I’ve heard they have things called bathrooms.”
“I want you to be happy, too.”
“I will bathe in a shower of kisses every morning.”
“Never interact with attractive people.”
“Now’s your chance to accept my mercy.”
“Now you’ll see my true power: relying on people who aren’t garbage!”
“Oh no! You’re meeting all my standards!”
“Plants can’t talk, dummy.”
“Quick, behind that conveniently-shaped lamp.”
“Really not feelin’ up to it right now. Sorry.”
“Remember how I said NOT to shoot at me?”
“Revenge won’t bring anybody back.”
“Sorry, can’t talk. I’m busy being popular on-line.”
“So what if a few people have to die?”
“Stop plaguing my life with incidental music!”
“Studying history sure is easy when you’ve lived through so much of it yourself!”
“Thaaaaaat’s politics!”
“That’s the trash can. Feel free to visit it any time.”
“That was fun. Let’s finish the job.”
“The only joke here, is how strong my muscles are.”
“They come. They leave. They die.”
“This is just a friendly, um, killing between acquaintances!”
“Time for our union-regulated break!”
“Too intimidated to fight me, huh?”
“Watching someone on a screen really makes you root for them.”
“Were those two robots making out?”
“What a terrible creature, torturing such a poor, innocent youth…”
“What do you think of my secret style?”
“Where are the knives.”
“Where is this? Where can I see the Anime.”
“Who knew that all I needed to make pals was to give people awful puzzles and then fight them?”
“Who needs arms with legs like these?”
“Why would I ever be friends with you?”
“Will anyone like me as sincerely as you?”
“Would you smooch a ghost?”
“You aren’t gonna tell my parents about this, are you?”
“You can’t spell ‘prepared’ without several letters from my name!”
“You can’t understand how this feels.”
“You didn’t need my help, which is great, ‘cause I love doing absolutely nothing.”
“You do not dislike cinnamon, do you?”
“You just wanted to see me suffer.”
“You think I’m just gonna stand there and take it?”
“You’ll never see ‘em again.”
“You’re filled with determination.”
“You really hate me that much?”
“You’re giving me a real workout.”
“You’re gonna have a bad time.”
some Chara from Undertale bc I’m a dirty person trying to do a Genocide route
* We’re not pals! It’s more like…Well, the opposite of that!
* Just, ugh, do you want something, ghost kid?
* ouch!
* i wouldn’t call us ENEMIES. i’m not working against monsters or anything, silly!
* like i SAID, i just wanted to say hi. after all, i told you i’d let you know i was watching you from now on, right? so it wouldn’t be “creepy.”
Wait a moment. Did you just... Wait, nevermind, you did. ... WHY DO YOU HAVE TO MURDER EVERYONE?! Don't try to attack me and answer, please, I was just curious.
* buddy, the only person i’ve ever killed was myself.
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“are you okay? that was a nasty fall”
some passive chara! because every chara is great i will fight anyone who tries to tell me otherwise
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* how mean!
* i can’t just want to say hi to my pal?
