the five idiots

Hi! I created this blog so I can talk about my silly guards AU and so it's not confused with other AUs I might upload. 🫶 I Am @abb4donn , And I wanted to take this opportunity to just ramble about this silly thing I did with a friend and how we imagined the characters interacting.

Before continuing, I apologize for any spelling or grammar mistakes; English is not my first language!

The timeline of this AU is set between 2000 and 2001, years after the murders committed by... Henry Emily?! Yes, indeed! After William kills Charlotte simply for messing with Henry and In order to get attention, Henry decides to double down and causes the disappearance of the 5 children. This caused Henry's arrest and execution, which simply made William angry and, in "trying to get attention again," he committed suicide. 🤷

Okay, after that Byron (here I made him the third co-owner) decides to reopen the pizzeria and see if he can still make money... But there's a problem... The ghosts of the five children, Charlotte, Henry and William, are there! And he has to be careful they don't ruin everything.

Characters :

Vincent — He/him , He has a bad reputation in town because of what his older brother, William, did. But he simply feels unable to leave town and went back to work at the pizzeria as head of guards. Byron feels sorry for him (or as much as a boss like him can feel) and hired him for that reason. — His skin turns purple! Nobody knows why this happens; he inherited it from his mother, and he also lacks irises and pupils (although he's not blind) But when he gets upset, his sclera turns black and he has white pupils (that glow) — Openly gay, why hide it if people aren't interested?

He knows his brother's ghost is around the pizzeria, but he just pretends he isn't.

Jeremy — he/him, He was the second to arrive at the pizzeria; he needed a place that was close to his university and apartment, and he became the night watchman. Let's just say he didn't trust Vincent much because of neighbors, news reports, and so on, although after spending more time with Vincent he realized he wasn't so bad. — He has no contact with his family [his father] and simply pretends that he doesn't exist. — bisexual !

Mike — he/him, The third to arrive is usually the cook, but Byron sometimes makes him the security guard if they ""don't have"" staff (Byron is too stingy to have more than 6 employees). In '87 he was bitten by Foxy and now has a scar and lost almost his entire frontal lobe; he has moments when he "rambles" about himself, and has some trouble pronouncing things, But when he has free time, he spends it practicing words or sentences. He seems a bit "rough" but he's not! He loves puns (even though the whole pizzeria is fed up with them) and is generally a nice guy. Golden Freddy's soul resides within him and sometimes controls him. Also! He distrusted Vincent for almost the same reasons as Jeremy; if it weren't for the boss making them work together, Mike might never have gotten close to him. — pansexual.

Fritz — He/she, He was hired as a robotics engineer, spending all his time with robots, although he didn't know they were possessed until much later. She gets along very well with Vincent! He is also disabled; his right leg tends to give out from time to time, so he has days when he can do everything, days when he uses a cane, or in the worst cases, a wheelchair or bed. Geeky, he has a lot of anime stuff, video games, he even has a computer! (He refuses to lend it for some reason and gets nervous if someone uses it...) — Gay or bi.

Scott — all prns, He's Byron's manager and right-hand man; he's a bit treacherous if you catch him off guard. He wants others to follow the rules, but he gives himself the freedom not to follow them. He didn't trust Vincent before, but Byron managed to convince him to "give him a chance." — No labels.

Chris — he/him, The janitor and the youngest of the six employees, he's not very integrated into the group but gets along well with Fritz and Jeremy; he's a sort of "adopted son" type. He wasn't very aware of what happened to Vincent since he was quite young when "the tragic day" happened, and he wasn't interested either. — Gynoromantic/sexual.

Byron — he/him, The boss. He was the third co-owner of the pizzeria, and while Henry and William were killing each other, he was hoping they would either split up or anything (short of dying, lol) so he could take some money. He gets along well with Vincent and "looks after him a bit"

He's incredibly stingy, and that's why there are only 6 employees in a fairly large pizzeria. He's the stereotypical boss who wants to and can exploit his employees and isn't ashamed of it.

And yes, I ship 5 guards with each other, all polyamorous until proven otherwise!

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