Aunt Fish

If I start saying shit like 'Israeli Falafel' one day, just know it's because I'm selling out to zionists for a chance to get my hands on the metal pipe they invented to milk cum from male corpses by zapping the prostate with electroshocks #SponsoredPost

Personally I don't care if a bitch is fuckable, I care if the game is playable (most of these aren't)

cute girl tries to convince everyone she is an ugly cretin but albeit she is A Raping Digital Succubi who is Trying to Lure People in With False Relatability, Whats New Man

I often think of a 4chan post I read years ago that was trying to give self improvement advice along the lines of doing things that require active involvement and not passivity and one was "play video games, dont watch movies"