Ethan

sometimes i forget that bart is canonically a telepath

HES A WHAT

Fawkes at the end of Fallout 3

I'll admit that this one has cemented itself in my psyche

my swarm of Spine-Tear-Out Drones is finally ready for deployment 

*me leaving my house* you know what honey? You’re right. I need to be more confident. I’m leaving the spine armor at home today

this is my most controversial post

Me, poking holes in my plot to let the characters ive trapped in a cup breathe:

load bearing super mushroom

alright, ill bite. whats cum

A Latin word that generally translates as “with”, such as the phrase summa cum laude, meaning “With highest praise.”

haha i cum real laude all the time

I'm taking a bath with lights off and a lit scented candle, I thought it would be a nice relaxing experience but I feel like a draugr in a skyrim dungeon

oh no im late for zoom class (◯Δ◯∥) *trips and falls and mmy fat fucking tits break my laptop in half* kyaaaaa!!!! (*≧∀≦*)