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“C’MON EUROPE, LET’S GET SICKENING” - the black plague, 1348

Ring around the hunty Werking for that munty Natch! Natch! We all death drop

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I told my gay friend that I was serving fish and he laughed and said I wasn’t? Okay….. I filleted this cod for nothing I guess?

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Happy Birthday Steve Buscemi - December 13

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I swear, if it turned out Buscemi was an awful human, I would be so sad.

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the kids react to finding out daniel radcliffe is a fan.

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This is my actor-in-My-So-Called-Life-auditions-for-ghostworld look.

#greenhair #dinosaur #mysocalledlife #fatshion #ootd

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Me trying to sit in theatre seats. Without the water, obvs.

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i’m seeing a lot of people reblogging suicide hotlines and this is just a reminder that this is a suicide help line that works like a text-based instant messenger for people who may need to talk to someone but have trouble/are uncomfortable making phone calls

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Never don’t reblog this. There are so many people who have such bad anxiety about phone calls. This can save so many lives

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Perfectly shaped cat.

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@khaotickas

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I want to be friends with this cat.

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Trauma often messes with one’s ability to say “no”.

You either consciously or subconsciously think, “I don’t want to hurt this person’s feelings” or “If I say no, then they’ll hurt me” or “It won’t really be that bad” or “I can handle this” or “I need to do this to prove myself” or “I deserve this”, or you forget that “no” is even an option.

It’s still not your fault if you didn’t say “no”, even if you think maybe you could have. It’s still not your fault. You didn’t deserve what happened to you and you didn’t bring it upon yourself. It was never your fault.

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hey people who know astrology shit. ive been having a lot of feeligs lately. any planets i can blame that on.

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do you want to know something?? I always wondered what the hell kind of hairstyle the Ancient Egyptians were trying to portray with depictions like these

and this

until I did my hair this morning and

oh

welp

you can take the noses off our statues but until you find a way to take Egypt out of Africa we’re still going to find ourselves

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I’m reblogging this post without all the salty, racist commentary because I’m sick of looking at it. please spread this around again in its pure form for posterity.

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What’s funny is that white people thought they were hats/crowns 😂

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ESIUQRAM

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Here’s a really good post about this.

And here’s some pictures of the Afar people, who still live on the horn of Africa today.

Cool, huh?

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Beautiful

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People thought it was Hats and Crowns? How could they not see hair?

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The same reason archaeologists, upon finding a woman’s skeleton in the grave of a famous Roman gladiator, immediately wondered where the gladiator’s skeleton was: Old Straight White Man™ brand denial.

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starbucks barista: ive got a caffe mocha for… “russian spy”?

everybody: [remains seated and eyes each other suspiciously]

barista [throwing his CIA badge at the floor in defeat]: dammit i thought for sure that would work

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Honestly the best piece of advice I can give to younger girls trying to figure life out is to completely ignore men. I’m not being quirky or cute when I say that, I mean it seriously. Ignore men’s judgments of you, ignore their insincere compliments, ignore their half-assed romance. Focus on developing yourself. Practice your art, play sports, do theater, volunteer, spend time with your friends, but do not put substantial effort into pleasing men. They’ll be there for you to pursue when the time comes and if you want to. But nothing will waste your youth more than fighting for male acceptance.

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Like seriously

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Reblogging forever.

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“We’ll see about that, Satan!”

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I'm so glad I found you, amazing Tumblr account.

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Cover to the “Plan 9 From Outer Space” of tabletop RPGs, Raven C.S. McCracken’s World of Synnibarr. The bestiary has 4 kinds of bear, three of which can fly, two of which shoot lasers. It’s every 14 year old boy’s definition of awesome. It’s like if Strong Bad designed a tabletop game, with consultation from Napoleon Dynamite and Lego Batman.

Among other things, it also has:

Species include “Mutant Vampire,” “Mutant Lizzoid,” “Talking Raccoon,” and “Lionfish Men”

One of the gods is a Ninja who fronts a metal band.

Skill List includes “Piloting, Skateboard” and “Anti-Criminology”

Bestiary has the best entry ever: “Dolphin, Killer”

Another bestiary entry includes the sentence “Gravity Lizards are very intelligent.”

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How did I manage never to play this? It looks glorious!

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Everything about this is the coolest thing ever.

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