Well that’s amazing Santana.

Most of my ideas are, Berry.  At least now you won't have to watch your step around me anymore since I gave up my understudy position.

Wait, are you serious? Brittany’s moving here after you two come back? It’s certainly… unexpected, but exciting. I’m sure she’ll love it here, and I know you’ll love her being here.

Look, I know it's spur of the moment and whatever, but everyone else gets to be happy and doing what they want in the city so why can't I?  I gave up my understudy job so Rachel could focus all her energy into Fanny and not worry about me.  It's about time I start my life the way I want.

Kurt’s a fighter, I’ll give him that. He knows when he needs to get involved and when he should just back away slowly. Though he won’t let anyone even think about walking all over him. 

Rachel can do what she pleases to me, but treating Lady Hummel like shit is where I would draw the line.  He's done nothing but show me compassion since day one of me joining Glee Club.  And he's the only one who never ever fought my fire with fire.  For that, I owe him a lot more than I would publicly admit.  I would tear her to shreds before letting her do that to him.  Not a word of this ever leaves you and I, Other Dwarf.

Sounds.. interesting. Can you let anyone in on this big news of yours?

Everyone knows Britts and I got back together after the little reunion at Mckinley, right?  Here's the news, Lady Lips, Brittany is moving to New York with me after our vacation to Hawaii.

What’s the news?

Well, I asked Brittany to move back to New York with me after our long vacation.

I just felt that this conversation was better suited for our eyes alone and not for everyone else to read and possibly pry. This is true, but everyone also has their own ways to cope, simply because one person does or doesn’t do something compared to another doesn’t make them right nor does it make them wrong. I’m in no way trying to condone any bad decisions she might have made, heck, Kurt told me about a few of them, I simply don’t think Rachel is that bad. 

On top of everything that's been happening since coming back here, Rachel Berry is just one more stress that I do not need.  No one should have to put up with it.  I don't know how Kurt is putting up with it because I sure as hell am not.

I hope you don’t mind that I went ahead and turned this conversation private. Maybe that’s just the way that she copes with the stress that could come with starring in a pretty major Broadway show? I’m in no way trying to stick up for her or condone any bad thing she may have done but I could see how the stress could be turning her into such a person. 

If you feel more comfortable turning it private, that's fine.  We all know I have no problem saying any of this in front of everyone.  This isn't her coping with stress...this is her using and abusing the fact that she's finally hitting the big time.  You don't see Mercedes acting any worse than she used to.  She's still the same old Mercedes diva she always was.  Rachel could take a few notes from Ms. Jones.

Lord Tubbington pranked me on April Fool’s Day and hid my laptop from me. He’s so sneaky. What’d I miss? Anything fun?

Britts...are you sure you didn't just misplace it like you always do?

Big plans for this weekend.

Bring it on!

I…well certainly Rachel’s not that bad is she? I mean she’s very will driven and that’s something I think could be admired in a person. 

Look Blaine, let me be real with you for a second.  I get trying to see the "good" in everyone, but now that Rachel is getting what she wants she's become a terror.  And not just the high school Rachel Berry terror we knew in high school, it's worse.  She expects everyone to do whatever she wants, whenever she wants and will turn on you the second she thinks you're standing in her way.

Last time I heard train wreck extravaganza, we were in Rachel’s basement and we all had the worst hangovers ever! It was a fun night, from what I can remember.

So I'll take that as a yes from you?  Besides, what's a party without the trinity?

Really Santana? I’m sorry but if you don’t feel upset by the Glee Club ending you really have no heart.

That's priceless coming from you, troll.  You made your return to this school about your success and having one last competition between you and Mercedes and then forced the rest of us to decide who the better singer is.  So maybe I don't have a heart, but at least I'm up front about it.  And I also don't make my return to this school all about me.

I think it’s safe to assume that we’re going to see how everything goes. It’ll all be figured out once I officially move there after graduation. 

Little piece of advice for you...Don't live with Rachel Berry, whatever you do.  She is the worst person on the face of God's green earth.  And that's coming from me of all people.

Well, I guess they missed you, you know. Unholy Trinity sleepover, sounds very good to me.

I skype and facetime with them literally every day.  That should be more than enough.  Tomorrow night at my place then?