Hi There

Santana: Aw really?

Santana: when?

Puck: Again, I can neither confirm or deny.

Puck: So am I, I'm so spent from the gym. Yeah, head on over whenever you're ready. Just knock first in case I'm... busy.

Puck: I can neither confirm or deny that.

Puck: Okay, well... How about a movie marathon or something?

Brittany: That means yes.

Brittany: That actually sounds amazing. I'm feeling extra lazy.

Puck: Tell me about it, I had to keep thinking about the other night to get myself hard again. Yeah, it could have been embarrassing, but you're a cool chick. It'd be hard not to have a great time with you.

Puck: Well in that case, what're you feeling like doing?

Brittany: You mean, me and you the other night?

Puck: Because I was jerking off last night, and I suddenly thought 'what if I broke my dick during sex', and then my mind wondered from there. It was? Well, I'm glad I wasn't the only one thinking that then.

Puck: So I take it you wanna hang again? Can't seem to get enough of me, Pierce. ;)

Brittany: Wow that's a boner killer. Well I'm glad you had fun too or this would be embarrassing.

Puck: I'm currently trying to recreate disastrous porn scenarios in my head. Don't ask why. Why, what's going on?

Santana: It could be YOU having a date, Britt. But you gotta claim me ;)

Puck: ...Could we get the biggest size then? We'll split it 75/25, because I'm gonna be eating enough to feed a family of twelve giants.

Puck: Definitely sounds good. I could kill for an after workout pizza right now.

Puck: Yeah, 1000% a friend date.

Brittany: Hell yeah. Let's share a pizza.

Puck: Yeah sure, it's a date. Tell me where and when, and I'll be there.

Puck: Not like, an actual date date. Just like, a date.

Brittany: Ok, cool. I could use some Italian food. 8? Sound good?

Puck: Glad to hear it. Oh really? Shit, I just missed you then. I left about ten minutes ago. Yeah, I'm as good as I'll ever be in this place I guess.