My Heart is Hidden in the Shadows and the Stars

yondu does not fuck around

This was the rawest shit

space merle

One thing I’ve found fascinating about Yondu, and love about him… Is they took a stereotypically gritty, masculine character.. Then gave him one of the most subtle, graceful and elegant ways of killing people I’ve ever seen.. And on top of that has a thing for cute little figurines.

"space merle"

Oh my god. 

I just realized that “mini” is short for “minimal” and I feel like my whole life has been turned upside down

Wait that’s not even true it’s short for “miniature” FUCK MY LIFE

minimal golf. not too much golf. just enough golf so it wont piss you off.

#THIS MOVIE DID THIS SO WELL OKAY IT MAKES ME REALLY EXCITED#AND GIFS DO NOT DO IT JUSTICE AT ALL#literally look#clint swooping down from the sky like a fuckin bird#nat straight-up like a spider in a web surrounded by trapped flies#thor riding in on some fucking lightning what did u expect?#bruce is literally in a green cage#tony is presented as iron man first - zooming off toward the city that’s about to be destroyed#cap is alone in a gym from his own time period which he promptly wrecks#i mean GUYS

this explains a lot

They were like, “Why are we feeding ourselves and shitting in the desert when we could enslave the humans. They’ll feed us and provide warm laps and boxes not intended for our naptime pleasure and we’ll vomit in their shoes, but they will think us adorable, even when we bite them. ENSLAVE THE HUMANS! THEY ARE TOO STUPID TO KNOW OUR PLANS! MWAHAHAHAA!”

Accurate. 

no LITERALLY CATS DOMESTICATED THEMSELVES. Humans had grain stores with lots of mice, and the cats waltzed in themselves and started eating them. The humans immediately took a shine to them, and welcomed the cats into their homes and started loving them because they kept away vermin and the cats stayed because they wanted to. Also cats were spread across cultures as agriculture spread. LITERALLY HERE IS GRAIN WOW MAKE FOOD ALSO HERE IS CAT. CAT HELP. Pass it along as part of the farming starter kit.

And now, cats are endemic on EVERY SINGLE CONTINENT. Human expansion is just a vehicle for advancing cat domination of the planet.

okay but the guy in blue gets up and hold onto the back of the red guys shirt like a small child or perhaps a duckling

imagine if sirius got married and had a kid and they were arguing and the kid was like ‘are you serious?’ and he’d be so torn. what dad joke does he make?? ‘why yes i am sirius’ or ‘no im not serious, im dad’? which one? which one would he make??? i dont know