You're an emerald in the sky

Why did nobody in Fullmetal Alchemist carry around some fucking backup transmutation circles. Like Riza is there with a box full of fresh gloves for Roy when he gets soaked but you’d think after the first time he got rendered useless in a fight by some dude with a water bottle he’d start carrying around a spare set in a waxed bag or something but NOOOOO. And Ed’s even fucking worse like his arm gets destroyed how many times???? AND HE ACTS SURPRISED EVERY TIME. OH NO MY ARM. NOW I CAN’T ALCHEMY. Shit, boy, draw some transmutation circles ahead of time and keep em in your coat, this isn’t hard. “Oh no, you’ve destroyed my arm again, whatever shall I SIKE” Ed says, before throwing a rock with ‘explode’ written on it at his attacker and making good his escape. Everyone’s always carving shit into their skin or drawing it in their own blood, HOW BOUT INSTEAD YOU CARRY A PIECE OF FUCKING CHALK. Alchemists are useless

Alphonse wrote this post

Actually, Ratatouille is the dish’s name, you’re thinking of Ratatouille’s monster.

*smells weed in the air* *looks around like there's a disturbance in the force*

do other countries have a groundhog day? do you all gather on February second and watch with bated breathe as a groundhog emerges from its hole? do you forecast the next six weeks of weather based on if the groundhog is frightened by its own shadow and returns to the hole?

is this some kind of thing American tumblr made up to prank us??

groundhog day is real the entire country watches a groundhog predict the weather

This sounds like the “everyone in the US owns an eagle” joke but I swear the groundhog thing is actually real.

culturally different yet morally aligned heroes.

boyfriends

i shoulda been born an elderly reclusive icelandic sheep farmer

You’ll get there one day, you just gotta work toward your goal. Put in the effort; be antisocial, save up money for a passport and citizenship, maybe dabble a bit in veterinary sciences, and go out there and live your dreams! I believe in you.

i’m blocking everyone except for tumblr user laurensayhullook thank you