TheElusiveTylyn

Stiles: No.

Stiles: Do you want the long version, or the short version?

Derek: Short?

Stiles: Shit's fucked.

Derek: Ok, long.

Outsider Alpha: *in incredulous disbelief* Is this how you do things in Beacon Hills?

Stiles: You mean effectively?

Outsider Alpha:

Stiles: Oh don’t worry Sourwolf, you’ll be fine.

Boyd: Yeah, what’s the worst that could happen?

Series: Your Name

Character(s): Mitsuha Miyamizu, Taki Tachibana

Location: Makoto Shinkai Pop-up Store

Because stiles is strategic, he knows how to act and when the best time to be subtle and how to get what he wants by moving pieces on a chess board around. He knows that he can’t be too aggressive or everything will fall apart. Scott would trust him, Derek would trust him so he need to be careful.

Derek straight up would not give a flying fuck. Could you imagine he finally gets his happily ever after, has finally healed from losing his family and everything that happened in beacon hills. He is in a good place, he’s married to stiles. And the bitchass universe decides to take it away from him all over again and send him back.

Like I know he’d want to save everyone but I also know he’d be fucking pissed. He has the subtlety of a brick through a widow. He going to kill Peter (Derek is smart and a good werewolf/predator, fight me) and he’s going to spend the next several season stalking Stiles.

Like instead of being obsessed with getting Scott in his pack it’s going to be stiles. He already fully trust stiles and doesn’t bother to hide it this time. Anytime stiles says something about someone being suspicious Derek is all up on them.

Derek to the pack: “we have to kill this guy”

The pack: “why”

Derek: “stiles thinks he’s evil”

The pack: “dam you’re right”