hozier songs really prepare me for my future as a tree

If Edna dissed me like that I’d have to throw my whole self in the trash out of shame.

i’m barely even alive im just here clicking buttons

unpopular opinion but people who are righthanded can go fuck themselves. we lefties out here living our best lives

I’m a slut for sitting in comfortable silence while both of us do our own thing and occasionally show each other something dumb on our computers like that’s the good shit my dude. 

Truthfully the most precious thing I have ever had the privilege to repost.

This makes my heart so happy. ❤️❤️❤️

the gif isnt working and this looks very scary sorry folks

Me as a college professor

They removed tumblr from the App Store we’re rogue lads

having a permanent full time job is you thinking to yourself “so this is really the rest of my life huh” as you come home every single day before using your 4 hours of recreational activity to do nothing and then going to bed