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My prom was awesome I have no regrets Now that the Catholics all have empty nests I can tell you honestly it was all gay as hell I don’t know who invented the bottle that spins but I know it’s a fun game that everyone wins when you play it with closeted queers in a love carousel when nobody thinks that it’s real to be bi your hometown gets filled up with all sorts of lies I’m sorry for all the straight roles that I failed at portraying but Lord grant me patience and Hugh Grant me grace i never knew love til I looked in their face when they told me with tears in their eyes that this wasn’t just playing that isn’t what happened but it’s what I remember don’t tell the host I don’t want to offend her but I’ve never felt stronger while loving so tender and we tried so hard but we were still wrong about gender

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aspartaime

I haven’t been following the doubleclicks lately but I was a big fan in middle school, which is a shame, because I just found out one of the members came out as non-binary and their name is LASER??? Holy fuck

thedoubleclicks

Sup

Let’s Go Shopping

HI! I miss going to conventions, artists alleys, and malls. It’s almost time for holiday shopping. I asked twitter for some suggestions of small businesses to check out, and some incredible suggestions popped up!

Take a walk through the virtual mall with me! And then we’ll go to the food court and the arcade until my mom picks us up.

Check these places out if you want to have a fun evening of thing-scrolling instead of doom-scrolling! Patronize these places when you need to buy things (because you have stopped helping billionaires, right?)

Tweet at me if there are more cool creators I should see!

https://www.etsy.com/shop/NecromanceHollywood - skulls in jars and on pins and stuff

https://www.spoonflower.com/profiles/jadegordon?sort=new - you can order curtains, fabric, all kinds of amazing stuff made of Jade’s fabric!

https://www.etsy.com/shop/stasiab - amazing art prints of cats and mushrooms and ladies

https://www.secretplanet.ca/collections/shop-all - space travel posters, delightful pins, gifts

https://paolaspixels.com/ - the BEST D&D art, notebooks, pins, clothes

https://www.etsy.com/shop/TheFaerieMarket - flowers and leaves made of fabric, v pretty

https://crystaldrawsstuff.com/ - “going to therapy is cool” sweatshirts

https://www.etsy.com/shop/SoundArtKC?ref=simple-shop-header-name&listing_id=825140170 - custom album cover art - these are cool

https://tenderlovingempire.com/ - Portland makers (food, housewares, gifts, everything)

https://shop.maidenvoyageclothing.com/collections/patches - Cryptid Gifts

https://littlerooms.com/ - space jewelry

https://hanselfrombasel.com/collections/womens-socks - cute socks

https://everydayloveart.com/product/light-in-the-dark-mug/ - art prints, kids books, mugs that are wonderful

https://shoptrashqueen.com/collections/best-sellers - amazing retro styled brightly colored extended sized clothes

https://milkandcardamomsweets.com/ - CAKE

https://fromagination.com/ - CHEESE

https://www.monkeyminionpress.com/collections/books - books, posters, magnets and more!

https://lunaseastudios.storenvy.com/ - books, posters, werewolf plushes!

https://mokuyobi.com/ - colorful backpacks and clothes

https://www.binarywinter.com/product-page/stellar-symphony - geeky ties and space cat art

https://www.unicorncraftsart.com/ - cute geekery and mask chains

https://microcosmpublishing.com/catalog/zines - anarchist and feminist zines and stickers

https://www.eclecticclay.com/s/shop - clay dogs and dragons

https://www.etsy.com/shop/StitchcraftArt - cute stitchcraft

https://phoebewahl.shop/ - feminist folk art

https://www.etsy.com/shop/WristedDevelopment - jewelry (ukuleles and unicorns!)

https://itsbodily.com/ - post-pregnancy gifts

https://littlefeminist.com/product/baby-feminist-book-gift-box/ - baby gifts

https://otherwild.com/pages/about-otherwild-ny-la - a collection of art, eco-friendly, queer, homegoods in LA. gifts for everyone. truly magical hippie-ass shit.

https://www.geekyteas.com/ - board games, dice, tea

https://www.etsy.com/shop/LkMichiganBookPress?ref=simple-shop-header-name&listing_id=535562545 - sketchbooks

https://www.etsy.com/shop/binkysgiftys?ref=simple-shop-header-name&listing_id=742920323 - notebooks

https://decomposition.com/ - notebooks - truly the only gift I ever want

http://www.pavelspuzzles.com/ - puzzles and books for NERDS

https://thebookishtype.co.uk/ - queer bookstore for kids and adults

https://www.etsy.com/shop/DCHomos - pride flag merch by and for queer folx

https://www.etsy.com/shop/TomkaStore - really pretty flower/leaf earrings

https://www.sugarandsloth.co.uk/ - CUTE stationary things and gift boxes

https://www.etsy.com/shop/NecroticPixies - queer goth nerd shirts and stuff

https://www.etsy.com/shop/SevenishMagpies - cute and clever queer nerd jewelry

https://www.etsy.com/shop/FunnyFriendCardCo - greeting cards from your funny friend

https://www.suzywebberartist.com/new-products - pretty paintings

https://www.stanleychesteralbert.com/ - skull pots, gritty ornaments

https://topatoco.com/ - merch from all your favorite webcomics and b(r)ands!

https://www.etsy.com/shop/grrrlspells - witchy gay art and accessories

https://www.etsy.com/shop/TwistedStringJewelry - guitar string jewelry

https://thedemigodexperience.com/ - self-defense weapons, gems, and sage

https://www.instagram.com/jennykayart/ - pour painting commissions :)

https://ironcircus.com/?product_cat=all-products - indie comics publisher who makes amazing gay smut and other great things!

chloethepayne

Sensitive Badass, The Doubleclicks cover. I was feeling many many feelz today, and singing this song helped. Whatever’s going on with you as you read this, I hope that you feel like the sensitive brave beautiful lovable badass that you are!

tangent101

Thank you, Doubleclicks :)

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hugtheteadrinkthekitten

we are like… humans are like… so weird…

the two Doubleclicks songs most likely to give me The Feels are “imposter” which is about the curiosity robot landing on mars, and “kilogram” which is about the official kilogram getting replaced by reference to a universal constant

and like, the songs aren’t just about those things, they are sung by those two inanimate objects… the little robot so unsure of herself “I’m just pretending I can do this” and the kilogram wondering “who will I be, if I’m not your kilogram?”

why do I have feelings for these creatures

idk humans will packbond with anything seriously

convergencecon

Laser, a member of nerd-folk band The Doubleclicks visits with CON-Link about the origin of their band, their fans, and what they are looking forward to at CONvergence 2019: The Next Celebration!

lilsmunky

Hi, my partner is fat and I am thin. I’m thin bc of my genetics, my chronic illness, and various medications. My partner is fat bc of genetics and having their metabolism fucked over bc their parents starved them as a child.

I am not out of their league. In my opinion, they are the prettier one.

I often listen to the doubleclicks’ “Clifford is not too big,” and cry bc they and so many others have been oppressed and have suffered terrible violence for simply existing in their own bodies.

My partner can not access medically necessary surgery unless they lose an arbitrary and unsafe amount of weight. Their healthcare is literally being held hostage. If fat people die younger, it is bc they are denied adequate and equal healthcare. It is bc they are shamed and berated at the doctor’s office rather than cared for.

Make no mistake, eating a healthy, varied diet and enough calories, exercising daily, all these things make one healthier. But there’s a persistent myth that fat bodies can’t also be healthy. My partner is fat and healthier than me, but everybody assumes the opposite bc they’ve been brainwashed by our fatphobic society.

Fat bodies are not inferior. Fat people are not inferior. Fatphobia is violence.

“If Clifford doesn’t fit, then the world is too small... If you don’t fit in, they’re just thinking too small.”

Can you help us make more doubleclicks reaction gifs?

#the doubleclicks #doubleclicksgifs

elle-emeno-pee

don’t mind me, just losing my mind over this new mokuyobi collection

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happyhealthycats

Citra is REALLY bad at meowing. She sounds like a broken party favor when she remembers to actually meow.

timemachineyeah

OH MY GOD

heatherwanderer

Being an orange female kitty is already rare, but you had to go adopt the one in a million who can’t cat properly

happyhealthycats

She came in a two pack so I had to.

Simcoe (left) and Citra (right), both girls. Both rescues. Both biological litter mates (sisters). Both long term loving projects to teach human trust to.

Simcoe got 100% of the meowing capabilities.

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clairelovexo

WAIT! WAIT!! So, are you telling me that actual, normal meow was the sister? Who, seemingly, just meowed at the moment because she saw her sister struggling so she tried to help by giving her an example???

happyhealthycats

THAT was actually Seymour. Who does also love Citra, but wasn’t really helping. He’s just very vocal because he’s an exclamation mark in a cat’s body.

s-510

The Doubleclicks covered my song about practicing people’s pronouns!

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mbtitypesby

MBTI Types As Doubleclicks Songs

ESTJ - Kilogram

ESFJ - Really Big Chickens

ESTP - This Is My Jam

ESFP - Extra Gin

ENTJ - Now Is The Time

ENFJ - Bad Memories

ENTP - Nothing To Prove

ENFP - Tiny Paper Elephant

ISTJ - Can’t You See The World Is Ending?

ISFJ - Why Can’t Every City Be Portland?

ISTP - Wonder

ISFP - Sensitive Badass

INTJ - The Mystery’s Gone

INFJ - Oh Mr. Darcy

INTP - Lasers And Feelings

INFP - Impostor

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Lord Of The Rings [Original Song] - The Doubleclicks

onthedriftinthetardis

Was just listening to @thedoubleclicks’ Wonder Woman tribute song, and it struck me how incredibly relevant the lyrics are these days. And it got me all emotional thinking about how we’re all going to have to dig deep to find or hone our own superpower to get through these dark times.

So I’m posting their recent video of the same song, in which they’ve posted videos from their fans that answer the question, “What’s your superpower?”

What’s yours?

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