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if you bite your string cheese instead of peeling it your life has been a mistake

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#the dark knight rises #christian bale #batman #alfred #michael caine #mine #yay makin gifs

#easy a #emma stone #olive penderghast #patricia clarkson #mine

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#me #the imbetweeners

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“the world’s not ready for that joke” i say as i delete a post with zero notes

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he died so we could have it our way

why must we play god

mom said we’re getting pizza for dinner

#same

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hes made his choice

They should make a film where Jesse Eisenberg is dating Zooey Deschanel and Michael Cera is dating Katy Perry and then half way through they all switch places and nobody notices.

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the partner trap

#omg

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#omg

and the winner of my new year, new url contest is....

obviously, thedarkbreadrises!

thank you everyone for your input and i hope i didn't alienate half of you with posting the constant asks and/or not choosing the url you prefered

i hope people get the joke or else this whole thing was a waste of time oops

#because #ya know #bread rises #cause of the yeast #well anyway thanks #if you think it is massively unfunny please reply saying so #so i can realize my lack of comedic wit

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#me

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