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Every person on this planet is one accident away from becoming disabled. Every person on this planet will become disabled if they live long enough. You are not an exception. Neither are your loved ones.
If you feel like disability rights aren’t relevant to you, remember that the only thing standing between you and being disabled is time.
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yep that’s about right
me trying to express how I feel: Idk I just feel like…idk…idk…idk man. Nvm I’m good.
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my wife: actively pushing out our baby
me: holding my phone with cafeastrology[dot]com open in the browser and staring at the clock, ready to calculate its birth chart any minute now
2016 vs 2017 mood
Netflix:
Me:
me, banging pots and pans and shouting from the rooftops: steve harrington is tRYING HIS BEST
ppl who ‘want horror movies to stop being made because all the good ones have already been made’ are fucking fools and I’ll kick their asses
why make any more moviea at all? after watching rugrats in Paris i don’t need to see anything else.
This but unironically.
I’ll kill you for accusing me of irony
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The Little Mermaid 1989
Do you guys know how long it took me to work out that he has seven daughters because there are seven seas?
Decades.
Which sea is Ariel?
Fucking red sea. Have you seen her hair.
Attina- Bering sea (Bering is the largest, Attina is the oldest)
Alana- Black sea (hair)
Adella- Mediterranean sea (personality is romantic)
Aquata- Coral sea (personality is shy)
Arista- White sea (hair)
Andrina- Caribbean sea (personality is carefree)
Ariel- Red sea (hair)
Omg.
Was their mother the Dead Sea?
“Your teen comes home and you smell MARIJUANA now what?”
this calls for AIR GUITAR
okay so a friend of mine gave me these magnetic letters to put on my fridge that he bought at a dollar store
and it has typical writing on it that you would expect to find on a dollar store alphabet set “helps children learn to spell” etc.
but after we opened it we saw the Z had been covering a message:
wh-
whjj whO IS yuoUR TARGET DEmoGRAPHiC
ACTIVATING DEATH RAY
Your death will be quick and pineless
My life is now better with this pun in it.
I see this so often I made an ms paint comic
You did a really good job conveying the overall feeling of these things
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if you an adult learn to take sex criticism. Y'all be 26 giving out wack head cause you refused to listen in ya freshmen year of college that you not suppose to bite it like that. You 28 still just sticking dry penis in a dry hole saying “oh..you tight” NOT AROUSED!!!
if someone says ow during sex you stop and ask! Don’t keep going!!
If you finished first that’s fine!!! It’s normal!! But don’t just leave that person hanging!!
You cum in a person after they asked you not too but it was an accident guess who paying $50 for plan b?? YOU!!!
if you looking at this putting genders on it then it’s ya fault lol cause this is the most gender neutral post
