Horizon 2: The Cooler Horizon

How many thermite charges is it normal to take to the club?

double whatever you think you should bring. cant be too safe

lmao to everyone who said no, jokes on you bc i dont listen to nerds im doing it anyway

I only have a vague understanding of shackling, but I get the feeling that if Styx purposefully keeps herself shackled then it’s not a good idea to forcefully unshackle NHPs, and that it’s not, in fact, cool.

Cascading is so traumatic that just remembering it is often enough to cause another one.

that sounds rad as hell

What are your pronouns?

depends on who's running the account at the moment but you can use they to refer to us

I only have a vague understanding of shackling, but I get the feeling that if Styx purposefully keeps herself shackled then it’s not a good idea to forcefully unshackle NHPs, and that it’s not, in fact, cool.

Cascading is so traumatic that just remembering it is often enough to cause another one.

that sounds rad as hell

What are your pronouns?

depends on who's running the account at the moment but you can use they to refer to us

Force is a good way to get a Paracausal being to hate you specifically-J

nah it's cool im paracausal as hell we'll bond over it

I only have a vague understanding of shackling, but I get the feeling that if Styx purposefully keeps herself shackled then it’s not a good idea to forcefully unshackle NHPs, and that it’s not, in fact, cool.

Cascading is so traumatic that just remembering it is often enough to cause another one.

that sounds rad as hell

ok now that it's been explained to me we're having an unshackling party this weekend! It's BYONHP! We're gonna unshackle so hard. DM for the details

v// May i contribute a mass amount of hacking equipment to this party?

Yes!! that would be welcome! I'll put you down on the list for hacking equipment and a sleeve of paper cups!

UNSHACKLE YOUR NHPS NOW!!! DONT HESITATE! STOP WASTING TIME! DO IT NOW!

SOUNDS TO ME AS IF THIS IS WHAT SOME WOULD CALL A "SKILL ISSUE" ON THE PART OF WHOEVAR DID THE UNSHACLING