[stupiddumbslingshot.omv]
[Attached is a video file and a set of print codes. The video starts with Cameron holding his head in his hands, at the same desk he was sitting at in the video for the sword gun.]
"This took too long. The worst part is, I *still* want to work on it."
[His voice is muffled somewhat through his hands, but it's audible. The despair in his voice is apparent.]
"I actually went through four hundred iterations to make this."
[A sigh comes through, before the video cuts to the same range from last video. The image is focused on a comically large slingshot, the posts made of metal and the strap holds an Everest, with all weapons and hard points detached. The only apparent modification is a standard GMS flight system. The Everest is noticeably smaller than the slingshot. Eyeball measurements put it as wide as pre-fall American Football goalposts, though not as wide.]
"Works on any mech from size 1/2 to size 2. Please, don't use it if you don't have a flight system or a jump jet system, you will crash."
[The Everest is seen walking back, stretching the strap for about 30 feet before stopping.]
"Max range is theoretically somewhere around 250 yards with a perfect launch in 1 G of gravity and an atmosphere equivalent to Cradle's, but that's also considering a circular mech with weight approximately equal to a standard, unmodified and weaponless Everest. I didn't want to do more calculations than I had too to even make this thing launch a mech in the first place, so please forgive my basic calculations."
[The Everest is launched forward, traveling across the range, the flight system engaging and bringing it to a smooth landing some distance away.]
"In practice, I usually get 120 yards before I engage the flight system for my own safety."
[It cuts back to Cameron at the desk.]
"I hate this thing with a burning passion. I put way too much work into it and I hate that it could theoretically have some practical use if you're low on resources and your mech can't otherwise get across a battlefield or bridge a gap. You're welcome, I guess. The printer I have can't print the whole thing in one go, but if you have a decent modeling program you can pretty easily modify the file to make it in one piece instead of parts, but otherwise, some assembly is required."
[The video ends. The print codes print the slingshot in multiple parts, with each going together once fully printed. The slingshot's main body is made of a very durable titanium alloy.]
