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Yes, textile engineer. That’s not a fashion designer in any way.

(Id go so far as to say “tactical textile engineer”

And since the fabrics have to be comfortable as well, she’s a tactile tactical textile engineer.

And since the uniforms also had to look stylish and not gaudy, she’s a tasteful tactile tactical textile engineer.

And since she was making suits for superheroes of color in the 50′s she’s a tolerant tasteful tactile tactical textile engineer

Tiny tolerant tasteful tactile textile engineer

Mothers can grow more testicles than any male

Oh this is GORGEOUS

It’s 2014. Why aren’t these real.

february lasted 8 years but march is already half over even though it started 3 days ago

Yoooooo!!! 👀👀👀

I never knew I needed something so badly until this

Yes yes

WORD

Orchids kinda don’t wanna be flowers, huh.

Washing your hands after you pee and not before is like saying “It’s OK to share the world with your dick, but it’s not ok to share your dick with the world.”

What if, when you die, you find yourself in an alien body, holding a bong, around a bunch of aliens asking you “how was it?”

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