TheComedyBagel

this one time I walked into Honors Chem and there were bottles of bubbles at every table, & our teacher just said "yeah y'all seemed stressed, so just don't worry about class, go blow some bubbles." & I still appreciate that.

some days, life yeets me and I just let it

oh to know the peace that the little boy in the DreamWorks intro knows, to simply sit on the moon with a fishing pole, not a care in the world

yes, the bags under my eyes ARE a part of the look

power move: when stopping at a red light, don't break eye contact with the person beside you. stare at them. just to screw with them a little. :-)

sometimes my fish swims up to the side of the glass & kisses it's reflection & we should all love ourselves like that

pies are the original stuffed crust

it's always scary walking into a teacher's room and seeing 'How to Teach for Dummies' on their desk

held the door for someone today. he said thanks. I said thanks. I said, 'why did I say thanks'. we laughed awkwardly. I hope I never see him again.

let's all live more like Kronk. get your dream job. Make a lot of spinach puffs. be friends with old people. speak to squirrels. and, by golly, get that Thumbs Up from Papi.