hallo stranger

Omg yes

manic monday

hell on earth

Violence

^ their names

I had no idea that chickens could?? float?? or swim??? I don’t know why I’ve never thought of chickens as buoyant. I never picture chickens anywhere near water. what else have I been missing

C'est les swimming poules

Reblogging for the pun and the pun alone

This is the worst joke I’ve seen and I am crying

“Don’t worry, I’m a writer”

Dont worry, im an artist

I just like the pattern a lot

theres the psychopath

I’m just all of the above.

new aesthetic: man covered in cacti, surrounded by confused police

neither do the police

OH

OH

O H

Stuff like this really makes me wish we learned history chronologically instead of geographically. You know how cool this shit is? So much can happen all at once and we keep pretending like it doesn’t

This parallel is actually hysterical

i have been informed that this is  hawaii 

This is the exact same response that the intergalactic counsel had in Lilo and Stitch and I think that is beautiful