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the last 48 hours before travel feels like waiting to be executed

*licks finger and tastes the air* my fallout game is about to crash

i think taylor swift wishes she was bisexual because she knows it would make her slightly more money. whereas sabrina carpenter wishes she was bisexual so she could have sex with someone who looks exactly like herself. and ariana grande wishes she was bisexual because she did too many designer drugs on the set of wicked and now she has kin memories of being glinda for real

i am massively overdue for a very very good week where not a single bad thing happens and everything is easy

reblog to give prev a very good week where not a single bad thing happens and everything is easy

he thought it was tom cruise

Ended up being bobby with the tool

😂😂😂😂😂😂 how does he not notice

Half his face just got blown off, that boy higher than giraffe pussy

do me a favor and plz reblog with your five most recently used non-face, non-hand, non-heart emojis