trying to find myself

can't spell disconnecting from reality without disco. let's dance

still not convinced anybody is actually using discord it looks like a fake website they’d make up on svu

if you like penis coladas and getting cock in the rain

It must be exhausting being a vampire and eating someone who gets off to it. I’d take psychic damage too if my lasagna was into vore.

the way men think eating meat feeds into their masculinity is so fucking funny like miss thing you didn’t wrestle that shit with your bare hands you took your dumpy ass to costco in your wife’s pt cruiser you might as well be a drag queen at this point

certified iconic post

i am not the same person i was one piece of media i consumed ago

This is like the montage at the end of 22 jump street

all of this is amazing

Always reblog

whatever howl movingcastle’s gender is, i want some of that