○•°☆Mike☆°•○

sometimes family isnt a mom, dad and a few kids. sometimes its a narcissistic ex lawyer, an annoying vegetarian anarchist, a divorced christian housewife obsessed with baking, the heir to a moist towelette empire, an overachieving goodie two shoes, a jock with untreated ADHD and an AV guy.

i hate this, i need to *remembers suicide jokes are bad for my mental health* put on a felt goatee and become evil

community nbc is such a trojan horse bc the first episode is basic af (to the point that I stopped watching and didn’t give it another try until years later) and then it’s like zombie outbreak. school wide paintball. claymation episode. dean with a dalmatian fetish who dresses in drag. chicken tender mafia. ex communicated spanish teacher who lives in the vents with a monkey. killer glee coach. betty white attempts murder. evil ! alternate universe characters. chevy chase in a cult. freaky friday body swap. law and order parody over the death of a yam. troy and abed in love. the asscrack bandit.... just to name a few

"fine china" and I pull out a troy and abed in the morning mug

why is dead girl walking from heathers kinda the inevitable james and sherlock (young sherlock) fallout but a high school au

guys remember🤣🤣😂😂😂that time😂😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣in stranger things🤣🤣🤣😂🤣🤣😂😂when🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣mike wheeler🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂attempted😂😂🤣🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂😂🤣🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂and then😂🤣🤣they never brought😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂it up again🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂😂wasn’t that so funny guys🤣🤣😂😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂😂🤣😂