Twinning for life!

With the way the old glee club members keep showing up here every second week, I don’t think that would be completely impossible. She’s probably going to pop in soon too. Like, if McKinley burned down, I wouldn’t keep walking around in my football gear. I’d probably still use my jacket, but that’s more because it’s comfy as hell and not as much school pride. Unless you want to start lifting weights five days a week, I don’t think you have to worry about competing with me, Caspian. If you get up to how I look now, I’ll probably be even bigger. I already have something in mind but only if you’d be alright with it, since it probably couldn’t pass as child-proof. No, it wasn’t weird. It’s pretty nice to hear. I believe you on that but still, if it came down to it, I’d probably have a bigger chance at winning. Especially with your whole no violence-thing. Doesn’t matter what you’re going for, you’d end up as hot anyway.

Oh gosh, I hope so! I love getting to meet the alumnus because they are all so talented and each know how to help us. Plus her song “Shakin My Head” is one that I would love to cover with her! I wouldn’t wear my uniform, I vouched for uniforms that weren’t as tight but something about tradition and the budget that I wasn’t listening to because I wasn’t happy at the time. Five days a week? Yeah..I’ll just stick to being second..or third best because that sounds horrible! Can you get any bigger? What is it? I trust you Spence, so I’m sure whatever it is isn’t bad or something I wouldn’t like. Good, because I’m apparently the king when it comes to weird and I don’t see it Non violence should just be the way to go..too man problems come from violence. It’s why bands break up..it’s why we still can’t figure out what came first...the chicken or the egg! You do know that your comments about my appearance make it hard to disagree with you? You have this way of making me stop my train of thought and...I..kind of like it.

Ahhh now it makes sense to me. I would’ve hoped after a couple of weeks they’d be able to settle in more too, but I guess it’s hard going from a private school to a public one. That said, it’s really no excuse when you guys have tried to bend over backwards to help them fit in. Just remember to stand up for yourself, and I’m sure you’ll be fine Mason.

No, things are just as they were at the beginning unfortunately because a certain group of people are just extremely hard to work with. They won’t even take off their Dalton uniforms, and I understand the whole grieving process but wearing it won’t help them any. If they ever got rid of the cheerios, which they won’t because we’re totally vital, I wouldn’t be wearing it because that would only make it more depressing. Thank you for your words, Artie. I won’t let them bring us down because we are WAY too close to Sectionals to have problems.

I’M NOT UPSET WITH YOU, I’M IN MOURNING WITH YOU.

We can get through this. Apparently he’s working on solo music right now. Which is totally upsetting to me because it seems as if he planned on leaving the amazing band that is One Direction.  And there’s still time for him to want to join back up. For all we know this could totally be some mental health thing and he just needs a break. There’s still hope, Sugar! THERE”S STILL HOPE!

One Direction? I got no clue what that is. 

I like the joke, Mr. Puck- Oh.

Yes, I did. Shut up, don’t make a big deal out of it. One of your goals? Do I even want to know what the others are? They’re good dancer, nobody can deny that but the whole thing with them refusing to get the old uniforms off is starting to get too much. I could get it at first but it’s been weeks now. I don’t doubt that you could be a good football player if you wanted to. I mean, it would obviously mean you’d have to get stronger and all that, but time and dedication and all that. I’ll find some other way to distract you if you get too caught up in all that crap. I don’t get why you would get distracted by something else when I’m there, but you’re just generally strange so I guess it could happen. Believe what you want, but you’re still ridiculous. It’s not in a bad way, but you definitely are. Mason, dude, I don’t really think you’d be able to protect me, seeing as I’m definitely bigger than you. I really doubt it would scare anyone away, because it sounds freaking hot.

I can’t help it, I get excited about things and can’t be blamed for it because it’s part my personality! You probably don’t but you’re going to hear about them one day anyway because if that one could get accomplished than so can getting a duet with the wonderful Mercedes Jones.It’s some tradition thing but yeah, I totes agree that it’s been a long time overdue. I’m fine with my muscles and slim tone now, I wouldn’t want to be at competition with you :P. When you discover that way be sure to use it on me because it’s much needed. I’d rather have all my attention on you when I’m around you...and I hope that didn’t sound too weird. Fine, I’m absolutely ridculous that I could bring back that Nick TV show! I could so protect you! I took karate with Madison when I was in 4th grade and we scored the best on high kicks. I still remember some of the moves too. I’m not going for hot I’m going for intimidating, and here we go again with the blushing. Not fair, Spence.

Sure, we’ll say it’s completely because of that. But yeah, I don’t like to admit it but glee club is kind of fun… And it’s a lot cooler now compared to when it just had like two members people hadn’t even seen before. If we just make sure to win the competitions, it’ll be freaking awesome. I’m definitely the best at a lot of stuff, probably places too so I’m not even going to try to disagree with that. It could be fun to try to teach you something about it. 50 is still a a ridiculously high number but fine, go for it. Perhaps you should consider going to some kind of cell phone rehab? It sounds like you could need it to me. You’re ridiculous, Mason. I don’t get myself hurt, I make sure others get hurt. It’s a pretty big difference between those two, man.

That’s fine by me, especially because I said it! Oh my gosh, you...you just said the glee club was fun. That was one of my goals once you joined the glee club and...you just said it! Madison is going to be so happy when I can tell her I can check off that box!We will win competitions, all of us are much too talented to lose. And I absolutely hate saying this but the Angry Birds have helped our team gain a variety of skills and I hope that we can eventually work together so that we can be even better than we already are. You can’t disagree because it’s completely true! Trust me, I know how to detect skills and someone being the best of the best. It’s like another superpower that I have. It will be fun, and I may end up surprising you. It will happen because I’m full of surprises. That’s still several hundred less, but thank you! If I go over any than you’re allowed to take the phone from my hand and do whatever you feel is needed. You can take my selfies, but you can’t get rid of my love of Twitter and Instagram, and I know that because my parents tried. I’m starting to think that ridiculous is starting to mean something else, and you may tell me I’m wrong but I just have that really strong urge. Hey, I should be the one protecting you seeing as how you’re at a disadvantage. If you want I can style my hair as a greaser and even break out my leather jacket. That’ll scare everyone away.

Yeah, he was. That was how he tried to get me to join the glee club at first, by showing we had something in common or whatever. It obviously didn’t work, but it was a good try. Probably, but I could always give you some private football practice if you’d rather try that. Just for the fun of it, you know? As long as you don’t make me be in those 800 selfies a day with you, I’m not going to say anything. Seriously dude, with the amount of photos you have of yourself on your phone, you can’t have much space left. Good but if it does happen again, you have to promise you’ll tell me right away. I’m not going to stand by and watch that happen to someone I- to you.

It was a really good try, but the power of Mason and Madison McCarthy along with Mr. Evans prevailed. You being here has been awesome, but I’m sure you already know that. Private practice...yeah! I wouldn’t be smart to deny private lessons from the Quarterback. That would be like denying lessons from Beyonce...you are the best in the school and let’s be real probably the best in a lot of places. Can we compromise it to at least 50? That’s pretty good for me, especially because I’m what urbandictionary would call a “Selfie addict.” I upload them to my computer and spend 2 days out of the month getting rid of the ones that are good but not good enough. I call it Self-Begone Day. Clever, right? I...I promise that I’ll tell you but you have to promise me you won’t do anything to get yourself hurt...we don’t have to count the ankle.Thank you Spencer..for..you know...looking out for me. It means a lot.

DEAR ZAYN:

Mr. Puckerman, this is serious news. Zayn Malik has left One Direction. They plan on continuing without him. It’s all over Twitter and it should be world news because this has to be the worst news that I’ve heard all....week?

DVR IT AND WATCH IT AS SOON AS YOU CAN TONIGHT.

You’re going to be upset with me. I ended up missing it and forgot to set it on my DVR. I know who A is but I’m too upset about the loss of a great member of One Direction which is where most of my feelings are being geared towards right now. This has so not been a great week. My parents also changed the Netflix password to prevent distractions from performing which means I can’t re-watch Gossip Girl for the 3rd time.

I’m sorry to say this Miss Berry, but I find it extremely hard to work with them  and they don’t seem to want to work with us either. I’ve been keeping my mouth shut a majority of the time but there’s only so much I can take. They insult my uniform, our dance moves, and the people in our glee club and get angry when we retaliate with comments. Believe me when I say that I know that the New Directions have had to come together with others to work together and pull off amazing performances because I’ve done the research and seen the videos but they are unlike any other because some of them think they are better than others. I believe that they need a lesson in coming together. They are being complete Justin Beiber’s right now, and no one even likes him anymore.

Angry Birds?

Yes, the former Warblers. You would think that we would have gotten along by now but its incredibly hard when they are totally rude and feel the need to make comments about others that are out of line.

Dude, I don’t know which part of this post needs commenting on the most. Probably all of it. Take hot baths for the sore muscles though and maybe ask if you can switch lab partners.

Noted, Mr. Evans. I’ve just never been a huge fan of baths because I still feel as if I’m not getting cleaned but that’s not even the purpose so avoid what I just said. I’ve already switch several times this year due to other problems so I’m stuck with her at this point but I’ll do my McCarthy best at making it work. I may have to get past her terrible words and glares and hope that a good grade is enough to make us at least tolerate one another.

Mr H used to be on the football team, you know. Nothing bad against him but I’ve seen pictures of the team from back then and he was freaking tiny. If he could make it, so could you. Yeah, of course you can. I guess it would sort of make people see that they can’t mess with you if they don’t want me to kick their asses. Speaking of, has anything else happened with the slushie-guys?

Oh wow, Mr. Hummel was on the football team? I’m pretty sure he was a cheerio for a short amount of time too, but I wouldn’t be able to switch back and forth like that because I’m well secured on the cheerios and I feel as if I’d get along better with them. I apologize (but not really) for all the selfies that are going to be taken along with the clever captions that get made under them. You’ll totes get cited so don’t worry. Oh come on, no ass kicking will be needed because I’m sure no incidents with slushies will occur again. No actually, greatly enough. The mean glares are much better than the slushies. If you had something to do with that then I thank you and hope no physical harm needed to be done, and again..Thank you, Spence.

Yeah, I would probably stretch it out and stuff. Let’s not try if you want to keep it a decent size. You could’ve just asked, man. You can definitely borrow it whenever you want. Surprisingly enough, I’m not tired of seeing you and I don’t think I will be anytime soon. 

Still, we can both agree that you could pull off both while I’ll like totally abnormal wearing a football uniform that will be way too big for me. And helmet hair, so so so not happening. Can I borrow it one of these days? Just to see what it’s like. I can be Quarterback Porter while I’m wearing it.  I’m glad because I completely feel the exact say way. Did you like the song? There was a little bit of faulty voicing but I noticed that and will improve and could sing the song again if you want? Madison keeps telling me to work on the higher note and even though it sounds great I know it could be a little better.