i think as a society we should go back to designing furniture w little feet. it would heal us.

aye can i get uh………ingredients on my burger

beetroot?

you want beetroot?

you want fucking beet root?

ingredience

auto immune disorders happen when the immune system ignores regulatory factors and begins attacking healthy bodily tissues, due to what scientists refer to as "sheer love of the game"

I sure as hell hope she’s right!

transphobes need to shut up forever for a myriad of reasons, but one of them is that so many of the fears they monger abt us are so much fucking cooler than what we had in mind and they’re giving me ideas

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having unwashed hair will have you believing shit like i can’t be saved

- deletes your save files

- enter a pokemon battle

- eyes fall off

-I bite yo face off

- I noclip into the ground to avoid eye contact

-I take your face like a fairy and assume your identity

- you are reduced to data

You know a lot of men make excuses about why they can’t be helpful but when my grandma is sick we physically can’t stop my severely disabled grandpa from trying to help her anyways. Bringing her favorite blankets to her even when she hasn’t asked for them and whatnot.