just alex.

Could be

and - this is you?

Might be

are you hiding your clan? i understand the temptation, but it is not necessary in these modern nights.

Could be

and - this is you?

every time i speak to members of my “clan” i am wholly disappointed.

not our fault if you’re bad at this brujah job

you are all pretenders. it’s embarrassing to see. your kind should not even exist.

damn yet here we are still frenzying every two hours and you just gotta take it and deal with us as clanmates

I’ve noticed most diverging bloodlines seem to hate eachother

the so-called “brujah” are the divergence. it is merely delusion and the fog of history that has given them the role of main clan.

wait ARE you one of the magic brujah?

i am a real brujah, if that is your question.

pretend i was only embraced a few months ago and don’t have a kindred history degree and only know i’m a brujah bc the camarilla checked after rescuing me from the sabbat. what makes you a real brujah.

every time i speak to members of my “clan” i am wholly disappointed.

not our fault if you’re bad at this brujah job

you are all pretenders. it’s embarrassing to see. your kind should not even exist.

damn yet here we are still frenzying every two hours and you just gotta take it and deal with us as clanmates

I’ve noticed most diverging bloodlines seem to hate eachother

the so-called “brujah” are the divergence. it is merely delusion and the fog of history that has given them the role of main clan.

wait ARE you one of the magic brujah?

i am a real brujah, if that is your question.

every time i speak to members of my “clan” i am wholly disappointed.

not our fault if you’re bad at this brujah job

you are all pretenders. it’s embarrassing to see. your kind should not even exist.

damn yet here we are still frenzying every two hours and you just gotta take it and deal with us as clanmates

I’ve noticed most diverging bloodlines seem to hate eachother

the so-called “brujah” are the divergence. it is merely delusion and the fog of history that has given them the role of main clan.

one day i will be permitted to nuke LA from orbit

This won’t fix ur issues with ur own clan. We r all different. U should know what to expect from ur clanmates.

they are not my clanmates.

every time i speak to members of my “clan” i am wholly disappointed.

not our fault if you’re bad at this brujah job

you are all pretenders. it’s embarrassing to see. your kind should not even exist.

CANNOT BE BAD AT YOUR CLAN WHEN YOUR CLAN IS CONSIDERED THE RABBLE, HA!!

i fucking loathe you all.

DO NOT BE MAD!! BEING THE RABBLE IS FUN! IT’S FUNNY TO WATCH ANOTHER CLAN UNDERESTIMATE OUR TRUE FIGHTING SKILLS BECAUSE OF OUR NATURE.

i have no ability in potence. nor do i want to.

NEVERMIND, I HAVE FOUND SOMEONE WHO IS BAD AT BEING BRUJAH.

do you not wish to be seen as more than a meathead??

CANNOT BE BAD AT YOUR CLAN WHEN YOUR CLAN IS CONSIDERED THE RABBLE, HA!!

i fucking loathe you all.

DO NOT BE MAD!! BEING THE RABBLE IS FUN! IT’S FUNNY TO WATCH ANOTHER CLAN UNDERESTIMATE OUR TRUE FIGHTING SKILLS BECAUSE OF OUR NATURE.

i have no ability in potence. nor do i want to.

CANNOT BE BAD AT YOUR CLAN WHEN YOUR CLAN IS CONSIDERED THE RABBLE, HA!!

i fucking loathe you all.

@archbishoptiercel what counts As a funny stab wound.

Any stab wound in one of the higher ranking Camarilla members, such as Archon, Justiciars, and the much-despised Inner Circle itself.

comedy does rely on the unexpected and unlikely, doesn’t it?

this is a good deal more coherent, but i must ask why you persist in such a tortured metaphor? surely there are easier ways to communicate

it’s a perfectly sensible metaphor you just don’t live here

thank god for that.